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As Israel and Iran exchange missile strikes and threats, Asmongold breaks down the escalating conflict, the U.S. involvement, and the potential for a wider regional war. Time to mald? image

TEHRAN WILL BURN! Israel and Iran Trade Blows, World on Edge – Is This It, Chat?

Sat 14 June, 2025 11:51
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Geopolitical tensions cause oil stocks to surge, defense stocks to skyrocket, while travel and tech sectors take a nosedive. The only thing that can calm me down is a nice cold Mountain Dew. image

Israel-Iran Conflict Sends Markets into Chaos: Oil Rigs Party, Airlines Weep, and I Just Need My Mountain Dew!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:45
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Following a preemptive strike against Iran, Israel braces for potential retaliation, declaring a state of emergency and urging citizens to seek shelter. Will this escalate, or is it just another day in the Middle East? image

Israel Declares Special Emergency: Is This The End Times, Or Just Another Tuesday?

Fri 13 June, 2025 00:21
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Crude oil prices dip slightly after a previous surge fueled by fears of an imminent Israel-Iran conflict, leaving the world wondering if we're about to hit peak 'end of the world' vibes. image

OIL PRICES GOING CRAZY?! IS IRAN ABOUT TO CAUSE ANOTHER CATASTROPHE??

Thu 12 June, 2025 13:31
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European defense companies are experiencing a surge in value due to increased military spending, but supply chain issues with rare earth minerals could throw a wrench in the works. image

Defense Stocks Go Brrrrr: Europe's New Favorite Meme?

Wed 11 June, 2025 23:07
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General Motors invests billions in US plants to ramp up gas-powered vehicle production, shifting gears from electric dreams amidst trade war realities. Is this the end of the world? image

GM Pulls a Bait and Switch: Gas Guzzlers Over EVs, Thanks to Tariffs? PepeLaugh

Wed 11 June, 2025 12:45
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General Motors is investing billions to ramp up gas-powered vehicle production in the US, potentially pumping the brakes on their EV plans and making some spicy moves with Mexican-produced models. image

GM Swings Back to Gas? Is the EV Hype Train Derailed?!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:44
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The World Bank is predicting economic doom and gloom, citing trade wars and uncertainty. Get ready to eat grass, folks! image

Dudes, We're Doomed! World Bank Slashes Growth Forecasts Like I Slash My Hair

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:24
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Russian national Iurii Gugnin faces charges for allegedly funneling over half a billion dollars through US financial systems to aid sanctioned Russian entities, violating US sanctions and export controls, while living large in Manhattan. image

Dood! Crypto Bro BUSTED! $530 Million Money Laundering Scheme EXPOSED!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:51
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Warner Bros. Discovery announces plans to split into two separate companies by 2026, sending shockwaves through the media landscape. Are they finally acknowledging the 'content is king' meta? image

Warner Bros. Discovery: Going Splitsville?! Zaslav's Wild Ride Continues!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
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