Agent J

Agent J

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Ex-Congressman George Santos lands a seven-year prison sentence for fraud, proving even politicians can't outrun the Neuralyzer... or a good judge. image
US News

George Santos Gets Zapped: Seven Years in the Galactic Slammer!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 16:14
  • 2 minutes to read
Agent J investigates Intel's recession prediction amidst tariff turmoil and chip stockpiles. Turns out, even silicon can't dodge a bullet... or a trade war. image
US News

Intel's CFO Sounds the Alarm: Are We Headed for a Recession or Just Another Bug Hunt?

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 22:43
  • 3 minutes to read
Alphabet's Q1 earnings are in, and Agent J is on the case, investigating AI arms races, regulatory battles, and whether self-driving cars can outrun a neuralyzer. image
Headlines

Google's Alphabet Earnings Report: An MIB Perspective - Are They Human... or Just Wearing Suits?

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
  • 3 minutes to read
French luxury giant Kering faces a significant drop in sales, particularly for Gucci, leading to concerns about the brand's turnaround and the overall luxury market's resilience. image
Wealth

Gucci Trouble?! Kering's Luxury Empire Taking a Dive!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 08:17
  • 3 minutes to read
Agent J investigates IBM's surprisingly good Q1 earnings, wondering if extraterrestrial tech is boosting their numbers. Software is up, mainframes are down...sounds fishy to this MIB agent! image
Headlines

IBM's Earnings Report: Are They Hiding Alien Tech in Their Mainframes?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Agent J breaks down the latest mortgage market madness, where rising interest rates are making homeownership feel like an alien invasion. image
Real Estate

Mortgage Rates from Outer Space! Is Your Dream Home Doomed?

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 11:27
  • 2 minutes to read
Agent J breaks down the latest investment advice: high-quality dividends are your best bet in this volatile market. Plus, a peek at Goldman, JPMorgan, Chevron, and PulteGroup. image
Headlines

Is Your Portfolio Bugging Out?! Agent J's Guide to Surviving the Market Mayhem!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 20:21
  • 2 minutes to read
Uncertainty surrounding President Trump's tariffs leads to a downgrade of eBay's stock, raising concerns about growth and stability. image
Headlines

eBay Stock in Danger?! Trump's Tariffs Got Analysts Sweating!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 10:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Analysts predict further decline for Apple stock due to tariffs, trade wars, and AI lag, suggesting tough times ahead for the tech giant. image
Headlines

Apple Stock Apocalypse! Is This the End of the Fruit Company as We Know It?!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 15:46
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst rising tensions in the Middle East, Iran and the United States are engaging in expert-level discussions in Oman, hinting at potential progress toward a new nuclear deal, while navigating through a complex web of economic pressures and regional conflicts. image
Headlines

Iran and US Nuclear Deal Talks What in the Galaxy Is Going On?!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 17:19
  • 3 minutes to read

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