Trump's Tirade: A 'Breaking Bad' News Report From Yours Truly

No Half Measures: Trump's Twitter Tantrums

Well well well look what we have here. Seems our esteemed President Donald Trump has been cooking up more than just deals in the Middle East. Fresh off a flight from Abu Dhabi he's decided to treat us to a series of social media rants. Reminds me of the good ol' days when I was 'cooking' and things got a little...heated. Only difference is I was making something useful and he's just making enemies. 'I am the one who knocks,' he probably thinks. More like 'I am the one who tweets.'

The Boss Gets Cooked

First up on the chopping block? Bruce Springsteen. Apparently The Boss went overseas and dared to criticize Trump. Now I'm no fan of getting called out as Jesse can attest but Trump really laid into him. Called him 'Highly Overrated,' 'not a talented guy,' and a 'pushy obnoxious JERK.' Sounds a bit personal doesn't it? Like he was expecting The Boss to start singing his praises maybe write a song about building a wall. Honestly the man has got a point. Though I'd prefer it if everyone just kept their mouths shut. Less chatter is always better.

Supreme Incompetence?

Next he's taking shots at the Supreme Court. Claims they're getting 'played' by the 'Radical Left Losers.' Now I know a thing or two about feeling like the world is against you but blaming everyone else isn't exactly the path to greatness. I mean I certainly never blamed *anyone* for the problems that arose in my former business. Trump's worried about his birthright citizenship order. Should've thought about the consequences BEFORE he started this cook!'

Taylor's No Longer Cooking?

And then because why not he goes after Taylor Swift. Claims she's 'no longer 'HOT'' because he said he 'HATES TAYLOR SWIFT.' I gotta admit that's some serious ego. I never thought my mere presence in the meth game had this much influence. Trump seems to think he's got the Midas touch turning pop stars cold with a single tweet. This reminds me of some of the 'business' decisions I used to make. A dash of ego a pinch of arrogance and BAM success!

Republicans: The New Skyler?

He even throws a jab at his fellow Republicans calling them 'grandstanders' and demanding they 'STOP TALKING AND GET IT DONE!' Sounds like he's running out of patience which trust me is never a good sign. Reminds me of dealing with Skyler back in the day. Always nagging always complaining. Sometimes you just gotta assert your dominance right? Like a certain blue meth cook I know.

Say My Name... Or Else!

So what's the takeaway here? Trump's feeling the heat. The tax cuts are stalled the Supreme Court's questioning his orders and Bruce Springsteen's badmouthing him overseas. He's lashing out trying to regain control. It's like he's Walter White in the RV again desperate to make things right. But here's the thing: power isn't about shouting the loudest. It's about being smart. And Mr. President you might want to start thinking less like Heisenberg and more like... well someone who knows what they're doing. Maybe then you'll truly become 'the one who knocks.' Otherwise all you'll be is the one who tweets into the abyss.