Fo Shizzle, Trump Dips Early from G7: Middle East Heat Got Him Scootin'!

Diplomatic Doggystyle: Trump's G7 Exit Strategy

Fo shizzle y'all! Word on the streets is that Donald Trump bounced early from the G7 summit in Canada. Said somethin' 'bout the Middle East gettin' too hot to handle. Now I ain't no foreign policy expert but even I know when the Snoop needs to bounce before the party gets too cray cray. Looks like the Doggfather and the former Prez got somethin' in common ya dig?

Putin' On A Show: Trump's Bromance with Vlad

Trump be out here sayin' that lettin' Russia get the boot from the G8 back in '14 was a 'big mistake.' He even claims he and Putin are still on good terms while nobody else can get through to the big bear. I dunno about all that but it sounds like someone's been smokin' that good good...diplomacy of course! It ain't my business but I'm just observin' y'know? Just keepin' it G.

Ukraine In The Crossfire: Zelenskiy Hangin' On

Poor Zelenskiy! The dude's showin' up to the G7 hopin' for some backup especially when it comes to buyin' some new artillery from the US. But with Trump splitin' early lookin' like he's gonna have to find some more allies. Hope he got his green cuz things lookin' kinda dry out there for him right now. As I always say "If you ain't got the green you ain't got the machine."

No Unity In The House: Allies On Different Pages

Looks like the G7 is more like a G mess ya know what I'm sayin'? Trump reportedly wouldn't even sign a statement callin' for chill pills in the Israel Iran situation. Canada threw the towel avoidin' a repeat of that summit back in 2018. It’s like tryin' to get a bunch of Crips and Bloods to agree on a peace treaty. Good luck with that G.

Tariff Troubles: Money Money Money!

The word on the street is that Trump is pushin' for those tariffs even with allies like Canada. But Canada ain’t havin' it! They want all that sweet sweet trade flowin' without those extra costs know what I mean? Everybody wants a piece of the pie but ain't nobody want to pay the cover charge fa shizzle. 'Pay the cost to be the boss,' right? But who's payin' who?

Doggfather's Verdict: A Hot Mess Express

All in all this G7 summit sounds like a straight up hot mess express. Trump bailin' allies squabblin' and the Middle East hotter than a fresh blunt. Looks like everybody needs to chill out spark one up and remember: 'Laid back... with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.' Maybe then they can sort this shizzle out. Word.