EU Claps Back at US Tariffs Like Its the '90s! Doggfather Weighs In!

Fo Shizzle Tariffs Are a Bizzle!

Aight check it y'all. Snoop D O double G up in here droppin' knowledge bombs like it's 1993. Word on the streets of Brussels is the EU is throwin' shade back at the US with some fresh tariffs. Seems like these cats across the pond ain't too happy 'bout them steel and aluminum duties Trump put in place back in the day. They rollin' up their sleeves and gettin' ready to rumble in the jungle of trade. You know like when I'm rollin' up gotta be ready for anything ya dig?

Poultry Grains and Bling? Oh My!

Now what's on the hit list? Well peep this: poultry grains clothing metals… basically everything but the kitchen sink! I bet you the EU's got their eyes on some fine American bling too like my diamond studded microphone. I'm just sayin' I'd keep my valuables locked up tight if I was Uncle Sam. Cause when the Doggfather comes to town everybody wanna get a piece of the pie.

Negotiate Don't Hate... or Do!

The EU is all like "We wanna talk it out find a balanced solution ya know?" But let's be real sometimes you gotta bust a cap in somebody's economic behind to get your point across. It's like in the rap game gotta stay on top or get stepped on. But hey I'm all about peace and love as long as I get my cut y'know gin and juice for everyone.

Von der Leyen's Got the Eye of the Tiger!

Ursula von der Leyen the EU Commission President she's straight up said "We are prepared to respond." Yo that's gangsta! I respect a woman who ain't afraid to throw down. She's like the Martha Stewart of trade wars cookin' up some serious retaliation. She says they’re not giving up but it’s not too late to address concerns holla at me EU. She's saying it ain’t over til the fat lady sings. And trust me the Doggfather knows a thing or two about singin'.

Billions Baby! Billions!

Maros Sefcovic is droppin' some serious numbers talkin' 'bout $420 billion worth of exports bein' affected. Fo shizzle that's a lotta green! That's more than I've spent on chronic in my entire life! Dude says the US currently collects $7 billion in duty. What a joke!

Everybody's Hustlin'!

China's gettin' in on the action too raisin' their tariffs on US goods to 84%. It's a global free for all out here! Everyone's lookin' out for number one tryin' to protect their own turf. It's like a big ol' game of Doggystyle Monopoly and I'm tryin' to collect all the properties ya hear?