Russia and Ukraine Agreement a Total Disaster? Is Someone Cooking Up More Than Just Meth!

A Deal's a Deal? Yeah Right!

So I'm reading about this Russia Ukraine situation right? They had a 'deal,' a freaking pinky swear to stop hitting each other's energy infrastructure. But surprise surprise it's about as solid as my first batch of meth. Everyone's screaming about the other side breaking it and I'm just sitting here thinking 'Tread lightly,' fellas. Because right now it sounds like someone's about to get a ricin laced something or other.

US Envoy Tries to Salvage What's Left!

Some fancy U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff is running around talking to Putin trying to play peacemaker. Good luck with that buddy. Dealing with those guys is like trying to negotiate with Tuco Salamanca after he's had a few too many hits. Remember 'Say my name!' Yeah these guys have egos bigger than my Heisenberg empire. And the European allies? Throwing money at the problem like it's going out of style. It's like trying to fix a bullet hole with a wad of cash.

Conflicting Statements? More Like Conflicting Realities!

Apparently they agreed on a ceasefire in principle but the second the ink dried they were back at it. Russia's whining about attacks Ukraine's screaming about missiles. It's a classic he said she said and I'm pretty sure everyone's lying through their teeth. Like seriously you'd think they'd at least try to be a little more subtle. Amateurs. "I am not in danger Skyler. I AM the danger." so who is the real danger here?

Trump Weighs In! As If That Helps!

And then you have Trump chiming in saying Russia needs to 'get moving.' As if his tweets are going to solve anything. That's like expecting Jesse to cook a perfect batch of blue on his own. Pure fantasy. This war is 'terrible and senseless,' he says. Well duh. Tell us something we don't know Mr. President.

Black Sea Blues: Another Deal Bites the Dust

There's talk of a U.S. backed deal to protect ships in the Black Sea but Russia's playing hardball demanding access to all sorts of things. It's always something with these guys isn't it? Just like trying to keep Skyler happy. Impossible. If they don't get their shipping insurance they're going to get upset and everything is gonna blow up. We better call Saul.

F 16 Down! Pilot Killed!

And to top it all off Ukraine lost another F 16 and a pilot. 'We will give a strong and apt response,' says Zelenskyy. That's what they all say before things get even messier. It's like when Hank thought he had me cornered. Hubris. A fatal flaw. Meanwhile civilians are getting blown to bits by drones. It's a goddamn tragedy. At least when I was cooking I was providing a 'product' that some people wanted. What's the value in all this destruction? I wonder.