Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle, Holmes Appeal Denied! No More Blood Money?

Tha' 9th Circuit Said 'Nope!'

What up cuz! Ya boy Snoop D O double G here droppin' some truth bombs on ya. Word on the streets is that Elizabeth Holmes the head honcho from that blood testin' biz Theranos just took a major L. The 9th Circuit Court ain't feelin' her plea for a do over on her fraud conviction. Fo shizzle my nizzle they shut that down quick!

No Love From The Judges G

It's like I always say 'If you ain't first you're last!' And baby girl is definitely last right now. Not only did the original judges stick to their guns but nobody else on the circuit court wanted to touch this case with a ten foot pole. Looks like everyone's sayin' 'Drop it like it's hot,' when it comes to Holmes and her legal woes.

Hail Mary to the Supreme Court Holla!

Now I ain't no lawyer but I know when the game is lookin' rough. Holmes is down to her last play: The Supreme Court. She gotta beg 'em to hear her case. It's like tryin' to get a contact high at a Willie Nelson concert—slim chance but you gotta try right?

Eleven Years and Change? That Ain't No Party!

Remember back in '23 when they handed her 11 years and 3 months in the slammer for them wire fraud charges? Ouch! That's a long time to be eatin' mystery meat and missin' out on the chronic. And all because of some funky blood tests and a Wall Street Journal takedown. Talk about a buzzkill!

Theranos: From Hero to Zero Real Quick

Theranos was supposed to be the next big thang. Quick blood tests changin' the game all that jazz. But then it all went up in smoke faster than a blunt at a Cypress Hill show. Closed down in '18 now Holmes is lookin' at doin' time. From the penthouse to the doghouse know what I'm sayin'?

$452 Million?! Fo' Real?!

And let's not forget about the Benjamins! Holmes and her ex Sunny Balwani (who got even more time thirteen years!) owe a whopping $452 million in restitution. That's enough to keep Snoop Dogg in gin and juice for like several lifetimes! Guess they shoulda just stuck to the chronic know what I mean?