Celsius Stock Gets the 'G Thang' Upgrade: Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle!

Fo Shizzle a Stock Tip from Tha Doggfather

What up world! It's ya boy Snoop D O double G droppin' some knowledge on ya. Word on the streets is that Celsius that energy drink that keeps ya energized and focused is makin' a comeback! TD Cowen them Wall Street cats just gave Celsius a big ol' thumbs up. They sayin' the stock is gonna bounce higher than my lowrider on hydraulics. Now I ain't no financial advisor but when I see green I see opportunity. You feel me?

Ladies Love Celsius (and Snoop of Course)

Now here's the real kicker. They say Celsius is crushin' it with the ladies. That's right the fellas over at TD Cowen think that Celsius has found a sweet spot with the women's energy drink market. And you know what they say: happy wife happy life... or in this case happy ladies happy profits! Plus with the Alani Nu hookup they're about to dominate. Fo shizzle!

From Zero to Hero: Celsius' Redemption Story

Last year Celsius had a bit of a stumble kinda like when I forget the lyrics to 'Gin and Juice' (it happens y'all). But they bounced back harder than a blunt hitting the table. Sales are up they got new flavors that are straight fire like 'Retro Vibe' and 'Strawberry Passionfruit'. It's like they took a hit of that motivation and said 'We ain't goin' nowhere!'

Alani Nu: A Match Made in Heaven (or at Least the Stock Market)

Celsius scooped up Alani Nu and that's like me collaboratin' with Dr. Dre back in the day – a guaranteed hit! Alani Nu is all about that health and wellness vibe which means Celsius is expandin' its reach and cornerin' the market. Smart move Celsius smart move. They are playing chess and not checkers G to the izz O.

Live.Fit.Go: Celsius' New Motto (And Snoop's Kinda)

They even got this new campaign 'Live.Fit.Go.' Now I ain't exactly known for my marathon running skills but I can appreciate a good motto. It's all about livin' your best life stayin' healthy and gettin' things done. Sounds like a Snoop Dogg kinda lifestyle to me! Now I know I like to live life with the occasional 'Smoke Weed Everyday' mentality but that does not mean I do not enjoy a 'Live.Fit.Go' every now and then.

Green Light for Greenbacks: Invest Wisely My Friends

So there you have it. Celsius is lookin' like a solid investment especially if you're tryin' to stack that paper. But remember I'm just a rapper not a financial guru. Do your homework talk to your people and invest wisely. And if you make a killing remember who gave you the heads up! Snoop D O double G out!