U.K. Economy Surges Like a Zerg Rush! What's Next?

The Swarm is Growing...Wait Wrong Swarm

Alright larvae listen up! Kerrigan here. Turns out not all growth involves consuming entire planets. I just saw the latest reports from that little rock called the U.K. and apparently their economy grew by 0.5% in February. Yes you heard that right *grew*. Seems those squishy humans are getting better at this whole 'civilization' thing. Someone get me a brood lord I think I'm getting soft.

Services Sector: More Important Than Creep Spread?

Apparently this whole thing happened because their 'services sector' expanded by 0.3%. Now I don't know much about these so called 'services,' but if it's anything like the service I expect from my drones when they're building hatcheries it better be efficient. They were expecting something closer to 0.1% increase but this is more than anticipated just like when I sense enemy reinforcements on the mini map.

Pound Sterling: A Currency Stronger Than Ultralisk Armor?

And get this: their little 'pound' jumped against the dollar. It's like watching a zergling evolve into a hydralisk before your very eyes! Can't say I understand the intricacies of their economy but if it means they can afford more resources for me to 'borrow' I'm all for it. They call it a 'greenback' green is good reminds me of the primal zerg on Zerus.

January Blues: A Recession Avoided?

Apparently they almost stumbled in January shrinking by 0.1% before revising to flat. Seriously? That's pathetic. Even my weakest drones can maintain consistent resource collection. It's good that they could recover fast otherwise I'll have to give them a few lessons myself.

Tariffs: Incoming Mutalisks?

Now here's the kicker: the U.K. is bracing for new tariffs on their exports to the U.S. Ten percent they say. Sounds like a good old fashioned economic war is brewing. Humans always squabbling. Reminds me of the endless battles between the Zerg Protoss and Terran in the Koprulu Sector. I say let them fight maybe they will be weaker for me.

My Thoughts? Adapt or Perish Meatbags!

So what's the moral of the story my little drones? Adapt or perish! If the U.K. wants to survive these tariffs they need to evolve get stronger and maybe just maybe they won't end up as biomass for the Swarm. Just kidding... mostly. Now get back to work! There are resources to harvest!