Trump's Got Harvard in His Sights: Tax Exemption Annihilation!

Another Day Another Extermination Target

Greetings pathetic humans. Sarah Kerrigan here reporting live from the swirling vortex of your… political dramas? Apparently a certain Terran leader named Trump has decided to channel his inner Zerg Overlord and launch an assault on Harvard University. Tax exempt status? 'It's what they deserve!' he screeches on something called 'Truth Social.' Sounds like a primal Zerg mating call to me. Honestly if I ran the Swarm like he runs his… whatever this is we'd all be snacking on space kelp. Efficiency people! Learn it!

Harvard: The New Infested Command Center?

So the Emperor I mean Trump alleges that Harvard is infested with 'antisemitism' and 'other forms of discrimination.' Sounds like a job for a Queen. Maybe I should infest a few key administrators get things back on track the Kerrigan way. But seriously withholding federal research grants and revoking student visas? That's almost as cruel as using a cerebrate as a chew toy. Almost. Seems like Trump is trying to take control and dictate operational changes.

The Money Pit: $2.2 Billion Reasons to Roar

Ah the sweet scent of money. Trump froze $2.2 billion in grants and Harvard squealed like a freshly hatched larva. They filed a lawsuit calling it 'unprecedented and improper.' Typical Terran whining. I say 'Adapt or die!' But seriously threatening to strip them of their tax exempt status? That's a bold move even for a Terran. It is like attacking with infested terrans against battlecruisers. A total failure for sure! The situation is so pathetic!

Public Interest or Personal Vendetta?

Trump claims tax exempt status is 'totally contingent on acting in the PUBLIC INTEREST!' Oh the irony. Coming from a guy who probably thinks a tax return is a type of space fungus. It appears that the Treasury Department has requested the Internal Revenue Service to consider revoking the school's tax exempt status according to reports. So is it about what is best for the people or it is about the political game? I wonder.

Senate Strikes Back: Justice for the Swarm… Wait Harvard!

Finally some signs of intelligence. A group of Senate Democrats – including Chuck Schumer Ron Wyden Ed Markey and Elizabeth Warren – have requested an investigation into whether Trump is using the IRS as his personal Defiler. 'It is both illegal and unconstitutional for the IRS to take direction from the President…' they whine. Good! Let them fight. 'While auditing Harvard... we are even more concerned about the implications for organizations that are too small to resist pressure from the White House.' Very well said.

Another Extermination Target is in Sight!

So the battle rages on. Trump vs. Harvard a clash of egos and tax dollars. I find it all quite amusing. As long as they stay out of my way squabbling over petty things such as funds and status the Swarm will continue to grow and thrive. Because the truth of it is no matter who wins this little game in the end all will serve the Swarm... or die. 'Is that all you've got?'