Back to the Nest Swarm: Workers Are Boomerang-ing Back to Old Jobs!

The Swarm Returns

Listen up larvae! The job market is a battlefield and even the strongest drones are getting chewed up. Turns out Zerglings are crawling back to their old nests. According to ADP 'boomerang hires' – that's fancy speak for workers rejoining their former companies – are up to 35% of new hires in March. That's a juicy infestation compared to 27% back in the day. As the Queen of Blades I always appreciate a loyal subject even if they took a little detour into the void.

Information Overlords Welcome Back Prodigal Drones

The tech sector is seeing the biggest influx of returning creeps. Apparently nearly 2 in 3 new hires in areas like telecommunications and software are boomerang employees. What is this some kind of corporate hatchery? "It's a trend that really underscores the stability in the labor market and how cautious hiring has been," says some economist named Nela Richardson. Sounds like Terran bureaucracy to me. But hey if they want to recycle old drones who am I to judge? More bodies for the Swarm right?

Why Abandon the Swarm? And More Importantly Why Return?

Why are these drones scuttling back? Richardson speculates businesses are playing it safe hiring familiar faces who can hit the ground running. Makes sense. No one wants a Mutalisk who can't micro. Workers on the other hand might be tired of the endless job search or just craving the comfort of the known. Face it the universe is a scary place. Sometimes you just want to burrow back into the familiar creep.

Creep Spreading 101: How To Re Infest Your Old Job

So you're thinking of rejoining the old hive? Fine but do it right. Start by hitting up your former co workers. "Reconnecting and exploring if you'd be a good fit" is what the books says but let them know you're eager to interview. Then remind them of how awesome you are and what you bring to the table. Remember you're not just a drone; you're a Hydralisk with upgraded grooved spines and muscular augmentation. Act like it!

Don't Burn Bridges Broodlings!

The article also advises to NOT burn bridges. Leave on good terms document everything for the next sap and send a thank you card. Seriously? Terran sentimentalities. But Richardson's right because “the easiest way to go back to a new employer is to stay top of mind. It's easier to do that than a lot of young people think it is.”

The Final Order

Well drones there you have it. The Swarm is evolving and sometimes that means doubling back. So sharpen your claws polish your carapace and remember: the Queen always appreciates a loyal and effective creep. Just don't expect a medal. Your reward is to serve the Swarm... forever! Now get back to work! And if you're thinking of leaving... well let's just say I have ways of persuading you to stay. *Kerrigan chuckle*