Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Will My European Vacay Be More Expensive?

What in the World is Going On?

Okay so I just saw this news about Mr. Trump suggesting a 50% tariff on the European Union. FIFTY PERCENT! As someone who enjoys a good European vacation (and let's be honest who doesn't?) my ears perked up faster than Nick Jonas spotting a vintage guitar. Seriously is this going to make my favorite Italian leather handbags cost an arm and a leg? Because if so someone needs to tell me now so I can stock up. You know I like my brands!

Trading Blows and My Louboutins

Apparently the reason for this whole kerfuffle is that the EU is being 'difficult' in trade negotiations. And get this he even threatened Apple with tariffs if they don't start making iPhones in the US! It's like a reality show but with global economics at stake. All of this drama makes me wonder will I need to start smuggling my Louboutins through customs? Because 'Quantico' taught me a thing or two about covert operations you know. Always be prepared darlings.

Stock Market Shenanigans and My Shopping Spree

Unsurprisingly the stock markets aren't exactly thrilled. Both U.S. and European markets dipped faster than I can say 'Met Gala after party'. I mean I get it. Uncertainty is never a good look. But honestly this whole situation feels like a Bollywood plot twist waiting to happen. Cue the dramatic music and slow motion sequences!

High Stakes Negotiations (and High Heels)

Now these trade representatives are supposed to be hashing things out. I picture them sitting in a room sipping tea and arguing over tariffs while wearing power suits and impossibly high heels. (Okay maybe that last part is just me projecting.) But seriously I hope they figure it out soon because my credit card is already sweating just thinking about the potential price hikes.

Brussels We Have a Problem!

The European Commission isn't commenting on this whole drama which honestly just makes the suspense even thicker. Like are they plotting their revenge? Are they secretly stockpiling Nutella? Inquiring minds want to know! Honestly I'm half expecting a Bollywood dance off to break out at any moment to resolve this situation. That's how we solve problems after all.

Global Impact: From Politics to Purses

So there you have it folks. Trump wants to slap a 50% tariff on the EU because according to him they're not playing fair. This could affect everything from cars to cheese and definitely my chances of snagging a good deal on that designer handbag I've been eyeing. In the grand scheme of things I know there are bigger issues at stake but hey a girl's gotta shop right? Stay tuned and remember: in times of chaos a little bit of retail therapy never hurts. 'If I don't have lipstick I won't go'.