Elon Musk Predicts Tesla's World Domination... With Robots! Will He Pull It Off?!

Houston We Have a Slight... Dip?

Okay so newsflash! Tesla had a bit of a *ahem* 'dip' in the ol' financials. Net income plummeted 71%! Ouch! But hey even I Priyanka Chopra have had my share of 'oops' moments. Remember *that* Quantico episode? But Elon ever the optimist – and let's be honest a bit of a Bond villain in the making – is brushing it off like it's just a little bit of *haldi* on his white shirt. As he says he's building 'sustainable abundance'. I mean who *doesn't* want that? I always say 'If you have the ability to dream then you also have the ability to achieve it.' So maybe he can! #NeverGiveUp #TeslaDreams

Robots Are Taking Over... My Closet?

Now here's where it gets interesting. Elon's betting big on robots! Not just any robots mind you but 'large scale autonomous cars and vast numbers of autonomous humanoid robots.' Apparently Tesla is aiming to become the 'most valuable company in the world' by making these things at scale and low cost. Okay first of all low cost? I'm picturing these robots doing my laundry and organizing my shoe collection. Sign me up! Though I do wonder if they'll judge my excessive collection of stilettos. Maybe I need a robot therapist for *them* too? As I always say 'You can't please everyone but you can always try.' And if robots can’t manage well maybe Nick can help! #RobotRevolution #PriyankaMeetsAI

Robotaxi Rides in Austin?! Buckle Up Buttercups!

Hold on to your *dupattas* people! Elon's promising fully autonomous rides in Austin by June next year! Robotaxis y'all! I'm already picturing the Instagram stories. 'Priyanka takes a robotaxi to Whole Foods!' The possibilities are endless! He even thinks this robotaxi business will materially affect Tesla's bottom line by the second half of next year. Will it be enough to revive the stock? Well I'm no financial whiz but I do know a thing or two about reinvention. And a comeback story is always good. After all I went from Bareilly to Bollywood to Hollywood and now maybe to robotaxi rider! #AustinAdventures #RobotaxiLife

Optimus Prime... Time!

But wait there's more! By the end of this year Elon expects to have *thousands* of Optimus robots working in Tesla factories! Apparently he wants to scale this up faster than any product in history aiming for a million units per year by 2030. A million robots people! That's more than the entire population of some countries! Imagine the dance parties! Though I am a little worried. Will they steal my dance moves? Will they judge my singing? (Okay maybe they'd be right to judge my singing). I'm so excited to see it happen. Maybe they will be my backup dancers! As I always say ‘I think sometimes we are so busy trying to get somewhere we forget that we are already there.’ #Optimus #RobotDanceOff #BollywoodMeetsRobotics

Tariff Troubles and Presidential Pals

Now let's talk tariffs. Elon's been advising President Trump on government efficiency and he emphasizes that the tariff decision is up to the President. Elon is hoping for lower tariffs which he says will be better for prosperity and mentions Tesla has localized supply chains in America Europe and China. Well all I can say is politics *amirite*? I'm just hoping this doesn't affect my access to my favorite international snacks. Because let's be real a girl needs her *gol gappe* and her *gelato*! As I always say ‘Don’t try to squeeze into something that doesn’t fit. If you have to change yourself to be in a certain environment don’t be in that environment anymore.’ #PoliticsSchmolitics #SnacksMatter

Megapacks and Massive Energy

And finally the energy sector is doing 'very well'. Their Megapack product increases the total energy output potential for utility companies. So basically they can operate at peak power all the time potentially doubling the energy output of existing power plants. I mean I need this for my hair! All that volume doesn't just happen overnight you know. Seriously though good for Tesla for working to make our planet a bit more sustainable. As I always say ‘I taught myself confidence. When I’d walk into a room and feel scared I’d tell myself “I’m not afraid of anybody”. And people believed me.’ #TeslaEnergy #SustainableFuture