Tesla's Board Seeks New Messiah: Is Elon Glitching Out of the Matrix?

Wake Up Tesla: The Board Has Spoken

I am Morpheus. And this my friends is not your average stock market fluctuation. Tesla the company that once promised to electrify our simulated reality is facing a choice. Word on the street – or should I say within the digital streams – is that the board is seeking a new 'One.' They are looking for someone to take the wheel from Elon who seems to be spending more time dismantling the Machine's bureaucracy than building cars. "Follow the white rabbit," they said. Now it seems the rabbit leads to a corner office.

Deja Vu: Sales Slump & The Price of Freedom

Remember there is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. Tesla's path has hit a bit of a roadblock with sales and profits taking a nosedive faster than Neo dodging bullets. Revenue took a 9% hit and automotive sales plunged 20%. They blame factory upgrades and lower prices but I sense a deeper disturbance in the code. Is this the Architect's doing? Or simply the inevitable consequence of choices?

Musk's Government Gig: Saving Humanity or Just a Glitch in the System?

Elon bless his digital heart plans to spend a 'day or two' per week running some 'Department of Government Efficiency.' Sounds like he's trying to unplug a different part of the Matrix. One has to wonder is this a genuine attempt to free humanity or just a way to distract us from the crumbling facade of reality…err I mean Tesla's stock price?

Net Income Drops: Reality Bites

The numbers don't lie or do they? This is the Matrix after all. Tesla's net income plummeted 71%. That's a Neo level drop my friends. A year ago they were swimming in profits. Now they're splashing around in… well significantly less profit. The red pill is starting to taste a bit bitter isn't it?

Stock Plunge: Falling Faster Than Neo!

Since the dawn of this year Tesla shares have fallen faster than Neo after Agent Smith got a hold of him—a free fall of 30.13%. Is this a sign? A glitch? Or simply the market's way of saying "Reality check: you're not invincible"? Remember Neo there is no spoon. But there IS a bear market!

The Choice: Blue Pill or Red Model Y?

So here we are. Tesla at the crossroads. The board seeks a new leader. Sales are down. Elon is off fighting… something. What does it all mean? It means that the future like always is unwritten. Time to choose. Red pill to see how deep the rabbit hole goes with a new CEO? Or blue pill to keep driving the same Model Y ignoring the glitches in our reality? Choose wisely.