Tesla's Stock Market Comeback Is It a New Beginning or Just a Fling?!

A Rocky Start But Is It Rock Bottom?

Darling sometimes the market is like a bad date – it starts off great then suddenly you're questioning all your life choices. Tesla's stock has been doing the financial equivalent of wearing socks with sandals this year down a whopping 39%! It was giving me flashbacks to that time I wore a scrunchie to a fashion show. But could things be turning around? According to Deutsche Bank maybe just maybe the worst is behind us. Like finding a vintage Chanel at a thrift store sometimes you stumble upon unexpected treasures.

Elon's Back! (and Maybe Less Government Efficiency)

Remember when Mr. Big was always distracted by work? Well apparently Elon Musk has been playing a similar role with his 'Department of Government Efficiency' – DOGE how very 2025! But fear not Tesla fans! He's promised to scale back his government gigs and spend more time with his first love Tesla. Will this be the relationship reboot Tesla needs? As I always say timing is everything. Or maybe it's just about having the right pair of Manolos for the occasion.

Affordable Tesla? Is This Real Life?!

A cheaper Tesla? It's like finding a sample sale with your size still available! The promise of a more affordable model is on the horizon with a staggered rollout across the US Europe and China. But like planning a wedding there are always delays. Analysts are tempering expectations predicting a slower ramp up. Still a more accessible Tesla could be the key to capturing a wider audience. After all even I can’t always afford vintage couture sometimes you have to embrace a good sale.

Robotaxis in Austin: A Texan Two Step or a Traffic Jam?

Robotaxis in Austin? It's either the future or a scene from a sci fi movie gone wrong. Tesla is doubling down on its plans for a robotaxi service using the Model Y as its driverless chariot. Like Charlotte's unwavering optimism Tesla seems confident in achieving the necessary tech by June. But let's be real navigating Austin traffic is already a challenge with human drivers! Will robotaxis be a smooth ride or a guaranteed fender bender? Only time will tell. Maybe they'll need a fashion consultant too.

Model Y Gets a Makeover: Juniper's New Look

The Model Y is getting a refresh darling! Think of it as Botox for cars – a little nip and tuck to stay relevant. The new Model Y Juniper is expected to boost Tesla's second quarter volume. Like a well chosen accessory a refreshed model can make all the difference. And speaking of accessories don’t forget to pair your Tesla with a killer handbag. A girl’s gotta have priorities!

CNBC Pro LIVE: A Financial Fashion Show?

Uncertain markets got you down? CNBC Pro LIVE is hosting an event at the New York Stock Exchange. It is like a financial fashion show get your tickets to meet experts and network! Will attending this event will help find Mr. Big in the market? As I always say stay tuned!