Stock Market Moves: Is Your Portfolio Having a Quarter-Life Crisis?

Warner's Breakup: A Streaming Separation Anxiety?

Oh honey Warner Bros. Discovery is doing what any good New Yorker does when things get too complicated: splitting in two. It's like when Big and I couldn't decide on Chinese or Italian so we just ordered from both and ended up with leftovers for days. Apparently they're dividing their streaming services from the old school cable networks. I wonder if CNN will still cover my shoe closet with the same fervor? A girl can only hope.

Topgolf's Hole in One: A Director's Delight!

Speaking of investments darling a director at Topgolf Callaway Brands just bought a whole lot of shares. It's like buying every pair of Manolos in the store! Clearly someone knows a good thing when they see it. Maybe I should take up golf… or just date someone who does. Either way it's an opportunity to network right?

Apple's AI Adventure: Is it Genius or Just Another Shiny Toy?

Apple my love is always trying to stay ahead of the curve like me at a sample sale. They're promising big things with 'Apple Intelligence.' Will it be as life changing as finding the perfect little black dress? Or just another gadget that ends up at the bottom of my Birkin? Only time and the Worldwide Developers Conference will tell. But with shares lagging the market it's clear that Apple need to bring something amazing into the picture.

Robinhood's Rejection: A Social Climber's Nightmare!

Poor Robinhood. Not making it into the S&P 500 is like being left off the guest list for the Met Gala. All that anticipation all that planning… and then nothing. It's a harsh reminder that in this city and on Wall Street darling you're only as good as your last stock tip. Still this is not the end Robinhood's future might be bright with the right decisions.

EchoStar's Echo: Bankruptcy Blues?

EchoStar is whispering bankruptcy... The Wall Street Journal is reporting the company is considering filling for bankruptcy. It is just another day in the chaotic world of Wall Street.

The Fast Food Feast Fizzles: McDonald's Downgrade!

McDonald's downgraded? Even the Golden Arches can't escape the pressures of the fast food world. It's a reminder that even the most iconic brands can stumble. Kind of like when I wore that tutu to a black tie event… Some trends just don't last darling. And sometimes even a girl needs to swap her stilettos for something a little more practical. But only sometimes.