Cramer's Crystal Ball: Trade Deals, Weak Dollars, and the American Dream (According to One "Mad" Man)

Stories: The Heart of Wall Street

Alright citizens Captain America here reporting for duty on the financial front. Now I've seen a lot in my day – Hydra Ultron the Chitauri – but even I find Wall Street a bit… chaotic. Turns out according to CNBC's Jim Cramer it all boils down to stories. "You know why I first got into this whacky business? Stories stories that's why," Cramer apparently said. Tremendous intriguing stories tales that could explain what's going to happen – and you could actually make a little money from them. That's what's happening right now and the stories are driving much of this action. Makes sense I guess. After all every good fight needs a good narrative. And who doesn’t love a good yarn eh?

Vietnam: Trade Truce or Fool's Gold?

Cramer’s been keeping a close eye on the global stage. Apparently things got a bit dicey between the US and Vietnam when President Trump slapped them with tariffs on what he called "Liberation Day". Talk about mixed signals! A lot of companies that had moved their operations from China to Vietnam to dodge tariffs ended up taking a hit. It was like they were saying 'Avengers Assemble' and got caught in a bureaucratic crossfire. Then BAM! A trade deal! Stocks like Nike and Williams Sonoma saw a nice jump and Cramer thinks Gap Levi Strauss and Kontoor Brands (that's Lee Wrangler and Helly Hansen to you civilians) could be next. But remember what my pal Nick Fury always says: 'Trust no one.' Always do your homework folks. Even if it's just reading the fine print on a pair of jeans.

Dollar Down Profits Up? The P&G Gambit

Next up on Cramer's radar is the weakening dollar. Now I'm no economist (I mostly punch things) but apparently a weaker dollar is good for companies like Procter & Gamble. It makes their exports more competitive. Cramer himself says "Now I don't like Procter & Gamble stock that much here but it's pretty obvious they'll be able to beat the numbers thanks to the weaker dollar. " Seems simple enough right? Buy low sell high. That's the American way after all. Although sometimes I wonder if even Tony Stark could make sense of this stuff.

Inflection Point: To Focus or Not To Focus?

Now according to Cramer Wall Street is at “an inflection point.” He said investors can focus on “minutiae,” like job losses in healthcare moves in the 10 year Treasury or commentary from different members of the Federal Reserve. Or he said “we can keep an eye on all of that but focus on some stories that can make us some money.”

Cramer's Crystal Ball: Accurate or Asgardian Trickery?

So there you have it folks. A glimpse into the mind of Jim Cramer. Remember investing is like fighting a supervillain: you need a plan you need to stay informed and you definitely need a little bit of luck. And if all else fails well you can always try throwing your shield at the problem. Just kidding! (Mostly.)

Stay Vigilant Stay Informed Stay American!

That's all for now true believers! Keep your eyes on the horizon your ears to the ground and your wallets… well handle those responsibly. Captain America signing off. And remember in the words of my old friend Bucky: "I was following you the whole time." so stay vigilant and informed.