AOC's War Chest Explodes! Is Schumer Next?!

Nine Point Six Million F***ing Dollars!

Alright let's cut the crap. Nine point six million? That's real money. Not Axe Capital money mind you. But still enough to make a statement. AOC's got herself a war chest bigger than my first bonus after shorting Subprime. And it seems like she's going after Chuckie. Schumer! The guy who probably vacations at the same Hamptons spot as half the hedge fund managers I used to despise. This is gonna be fun. Remember a person votes with their wallet and AOC's voters are voting like crazy.

Fighting Oligarchy? More Like Fighting for Attention.

These 'Fighting Oligarchy' rallies with Bernie... It's a goddamn circus. Populist rhetoric blaming billionaires like Musk classic move. But let's be honest everyone wants to be a billionaire these days. Even AOC deep down. She just doesn't know it yet. I bet she's jealous of me. All the stuff I have. That I earned! Not through donations and political speeches.

Schumer's in the Crosshairs: A Blood Sport I Can Get Behind

A primary challenge against Schumer? Now we're talking. Seeing those smug complacent politicians get knocked down a peg? That's the kind of action I live for. He voted with the Republicans? Sounds like Chuckie doesn't know how to play the game. The price of entry is getting steeper by the day! What a fool! Every decision is a trade. But it looks like he's about to pay the ultimate price for that vote.

The Twenty One Dollar Revolution

The average donation is twenty one bucks? So it's a truly grass roots movement? Or a bunch of broke college kids with nothing better to do than retweet socialist memes? Either way those small donations add up. A million here a million there pretty soon you're talking real money. Even if it's just enough to buy a lifetime supply of artisanal coffee and organic kale for her constituents. The math doesn't lie. This is her game now.

Not Beholden to Billionaires? Sure Jan

'Not beholden to any lobbyist corporation or billionaire.' Oh please. Everyone's beholden to someone. It's just a matter of who you're willing to dance with. AOC eventually she'll learn that power comes with compromises. It is the only way to stay on top. I built Axe Capital on making strategic alliances. Because loyalty is a one way street. You have to give it out to get it back. And I got it back ten fold.

Is the Democratic Party Imploding? Good!

The Dems lost the White House and the Senate? Not exactly shedding a tear here. Chaos creates opportunity. And a power vacuum is just waiting to be filled. Whether it's by AOC some other fresh face or even... Dare I say it... Me? The future is always uncertain. The only thing for certain is if you can't see the plays the world is making you'll be played. And no one plays Bobby Axelrod! No one!