Market Swings and Stock Survival: Navigating the Tariff Jungle with Bear Grylls

Tariffs and Tumbles: The Market's Wild Ride

Right listen up! The market's been swinging like a monkey in the jungle thanks to all this talk about President Trump's tariffs. One minute we're down the next we're climbing faster than a spider monkey up a Kapok tree. The President's promising deals 'over the next three to four weeks.' Three to four weeks! In the wilderness that's an eternity! You've got to be prepared for anything just like I am. Remember improvise adapt overcome! Even if it means drinking your own… well you know.

Victory From The Jaws of Defeat!

The S&P 500 soared the Nasdaq Composite went bananas (the good kind) and the Dow Jones Industrial Average tagged along for the ride securing a four day win streak like finding an oasis with fresh water after being lost for days! Investors are now perched on the edge of their seats waiting for Big Tech's earnings reports. If the results are good we could see the market climb higher than the Himalayas.

Overbought or Oversold? Time to Get Technical!

Here's where things get interesting. We're talking about 'overbought' and 'oversold' stocks. If a stock's RSI is above 70 it's overbought – like a python that's just swallowed a whole goat. It might be time to bail out. If it's below 30 it's oversold – like a shivering meerkat in the Arctic. Opportunity might be knocking! That's where we use a screener tool to see which stocks are worth the risk.

VeriSign: High Flying Falcon or Doomed Dodo?

VeriSign's RSI is flashing red at 70.45. Overbought territory my friends! Analysts reckon it could drop more than 7% from its current price. But here's the kicker: they've just announced a cash dividend of 77 cents per share. It's like finding a chocolate bar in the middle of the Sahara desert! Tempting but is it worth the risk? Remember folks sometimes you need to choose the right time to strike and other times you need to keep moving and trust your gut.

Netflix and Chill? Or Netflix and Spill?

Netflix is also looking a bit puffed up with an RSI of 72.18. They've been added to CNBC Pro's All Weather Stock List. All weather? Reminds me of my survival gear! Some analysts think Netflix is immune to the tariff chaos. But remember even the toughest gorilla can be taken down if it gets complacent. Keep a close eye on the average target price of roughly $1,116 and remember: If you risk nothing then you risk everything!

Bristol Myers Squibb and UnitedHealth: Diamonds in the Rough?

Now Bristol Myers Squibb and UnitedHealth are the underdogs the stocks that have been left for dead. Their RSIs are low indicating that now is the time to strike! Could these stocks be about to rebound? Analysts think Bristol Myers could climb more than 17% and UnitedHealth could jump over 36%. Sometimes the greatest opportunities are found in the most desolate places. It's all about embracing the unknown!