Cramer's Bullpen: A Survival Guide for Your Portfolio (According to Bear Grylls)

Boeing: To Fly or Not to Fly?

Alright team! Cramer's eyeing Boeing hovering just below $200. He calls it 'terrific.' Terrific is finding a freshwater spring after three days in the Sahara. But he's got portfolio deadweight – Salesforce Bristol Myers – clogging the escape route. It's like being stuck in quicksand. Gotta lighten the load before you can soar! As I always say improvise adapt overcome! And maybe eject Salesforce before it's too late.

Cisco: AI and Cybersecurity – A High Tech Survival Kit

Cisco's got the AI and cybersecurity gear – that's good. Like having a satellite phone in the jungle. But Cramer's holding back. Stock's at a 52 week high about $68 and he's waiting for a better entry point. Patience my friends is key. Remember even a coiled cobra can't strike all the time. Sometimes you gotta wait for the perfect moment. Getting a good price is essential for survival!

Airbnb: Shelter or Mirage?

Airbnb… tempting like finding a dry cave during a monsoon. But Cramer's giving it a 'no go.' Weak earnings and grim forecasts. Sounds like a flash flood warning to me. Best to stay put. Sometimes the best survival strategy is knowing when NOT to take shelter. A bad shelter is worse than no shelter at all!

Dell: The AI Beast We Missed?

Dell! Cramer's kicking himself for missing this one. Stock's surged over 80% from its April low! That's like watching a herd of wildebeest stampede by while you're stuck in a ravine. A missed opportunity is a survival lesson learned. Keep your eyes peeled; the wilderness is full of them.

Nucor: Steel Resolve in a Tariff Jungle

Nucor the steel giant. Tariffs looming but Cramer sees potential especially if President Trump is doing everything to protect domestic steel companies. It's like finding a hidden cache of steel tools in a survival situation. This could be a solid foundation for your portfolio. But remember steel can rust if you're not careful!

The Rest: Raytheon Sempra and the Art of Portfolio Pruning

Raytheon's already soaring – up over 20% year to date. Cramer wants it to come down a bit. Sempra's got potential but last quarter wasn't up to snuff. Sounds like tough choices ahead! Gotta prune the dead branches to let the healthy ones thrive. Just like in the wild survival depends on making the hard calls. Remember: Never give up! Never surrender!