Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Stocks Be Goin' Up, Down, and Sideways!

Oklo's Cookin' with Nuclear Heat!

Aight check it y'all. This Oklo company they be doin' the nuclear thang and their stock jumped over 16%! They lost less money than expected which is like gettin' a discount on some top shelf chronic. Fo shizzle they be turnin' lemons into lemonade know what I'm sayin'?

eToro's Makin' it Rain on Nasdaq!

E Toro e Toro wherefore art thou e Toro? On the Nasdaq that's where! This platform be tradin' like a G hittin' the ground runnin' at $69.69 noice and climbin' past $72! That's like turnin' a dub into a whole ounce ya dig? They IPO'd at $52 so you know they're rollin' in that green.

Super Micro Computer: AI is the Future Fo Sheezy!

Super Micro Computer be ridin' that AI wave like a surfer on a gnarly pipeline! Stock surged 17% 'cause Raymond James sayin' AI is gonna be a 'long term secular driver.' That's like sayin' gin and juice is gonna be a long term party starter. Word.

Boeing Soarin' High with Qatar Airways Deal!

Boeing hittin' new heights ya'll! They got a $96 BILLION deal with Qatar Airways. That's enough to buy like a million blunts... and maybe a few airplanes too. GE Aerospace is feelin' the love too. Keep flyin' my Gs!

Exelixis: Curing Cancer and Cashing Checks!

Exelixis this oncology company they be beatin' expectations like a DJ beats a record! Big earnings and they even raised their guidance. That's gangsta! They are basically like the doctor you page when you are feeling sick!

JD.com: Flat Earnings Got Me Sayin' Geee Wizzz!

JD.com not so good their stock dropped more than 4%. Looks like they are gonna have increasing losses in the food delivery unit. Looks like someone is gonna be feeling a bit under the weather...