OMG! Trump Did WHAT to the Stock Market?! You Won't Believe It!

From 'Desi Girl' to 'Wall Street Wonder'?

Okay people let's talk cha ching! You know I love a good red carpet but even *I* can't ignore the drama unfolding on Wall Street. It's like a Bollywood plot twist only with more money and fewer dance numbers (sadly!). So apparently our former President Trump decided to give the stock market a little 'Desi Girl' makeover—a *huge* U turn on those tariffs. What's next? He will be doing the 'Thanga Bal' step now? All of a sudden everyone's playing nice…except maybe China. The tension is thicker than the lassi at my wedding reception! What a mess!

Vroom Vroom! Auto Stocks Rev Up!

Hold on to your Louboutins because the auto industry is back in the driver's seat! Trump's 90 day pause announcement had companies like Volkswagen BMW Mercedes and even Stellantis (Jeep Dodge—you know the cool kids) jumping for joy. Apparently not every brand is 'Quantico' cool but they're definitely feeling the love. They are going to be singing 'If You Wanna Be My Lover You Gotta Get With My Friends. Make it Last Forever Friendship Never Ends'. Who knew a little tariff truce could make those gears grind so smoothly? Maybe I need to invest in a Tesla...or ten!

Banks Are Back in Business!

Remember when I said 'Never say never'? Well the banking sector took that advice to heart. They've been on a rollercoaster but now they're climbing back up faster than I can say 'global domination'. Banco Santander Deutsche Bank even Swiss giant UBS—they're all making a comeback. Thank goodness for that defense geared ReArm initiative to help them defend themselves after all the 'Quantico' type drama. Let's just hope they don't start lending out money like it's candy at a Holi party! Remember guys safe investments!

Pharma's a Little Bit 'Happy'!

Even the pharma world is feeling the love today! After Trump threatened tariffs on the industry they were all like 'Ex squeeze me?!' But now that the storm has calmed companies like Novo Nordisk Novartis and AstraZeneca are breathing a sigh of relief. They were 'worried for nothing' after all! Turns out making life saving drugs is a pretty good way to avoid getting smacked with tariffs. Who knew? They are all saying 'We are Pharma. We are Healthy. We are critical for all of the world.' I'm pretty sure health is wealth!

Luxury's Living La Vida Loca Again!

Okay this one's near and dear to my heart. Luxury stocks are soaring! LVMH Kering Burberry Richemont—my favorites! Apparently being fabulous is immune to trade wars (mostly). But analysts are warning that a bigger economic downturn could still rain on our parade. So maybe hold off on that diamond encrusted Birkin for now… just kidding! Just kidding keep the spending up. We need to do our part. I will be doing mine.

Mining Stocks Strike Gold!

And finally mining stocks are digging their way to the top! Anglo American Antofagasta Glencore—they're all having a moment. It looks like all of you 'haters' out there you have a problem. Apparently everyone needs metals and raw materials even if Trump's trade policies are making life difficult. So cheers to the miners! May your pockets be full of gold and your hearts be full of joy. And remember diamonds are a girl's best friend!