Heisenberg Predicts Gold Rush! Is This the New Blue Sky?

Stay Out of My Territory... of Gold!

Alright alright alright... looks like things are heating up and not just in my lab if you catch my drift. Gold's hitting record highs – $3,509.90 an ounce to be precise! I mean who needs blue meth when you've got gold right? Someone's been a busy little bee. And frankly I'm not surprised. Seems like that Trump fella is poking the bear or in this case the Fed one too many times. Undermining confidence he is. You mess with the economy you get the gold surge. It's basic chemistry people. So it seems like the party has just begun!

Uncertainty: The Ingredient for Gold!

They're saying it's 'economic uncertainty' driving the gold rush. Well duh! You think people are going to trust their hard earned cash to something as fickle as the stock market when things get rocky? Gold is like the Schraderbrau of investments – reliable solid and it doesn't give you a hangover. It's a safe haven a little 'insurance' against the chaos. And right now folks are buying insurance like there's a hail storm coming. Smart. Very smart.

Central Banks Are Cookin' Too!

Turns out even the big boys are hoarding gold. Central banks adding to their reserves? That's like Skyler doing the books – except you know actually legal and beneficial for everyone. They see the writing on the wall. Smart cookies. They know that when the world's going to hell in a handbasket shiny rocks hold their value. I should probably diversify eh? Maybe start a gold laundering business... No bad idea. Don't need any more DEA attention thank you very much.

Analysts? More Like Heisenberg's Assistants!

Some fancy pants analysts at UBS are saying gold has 'further upside potential'. No kidding! These guys are just stating the obvious. 'Ongoing central bank diversification and a volatile macro backdrop'? Sounds like they learned a thing or two from Heisenberg. The game is the game and right now the game is gold. Maybe I should start giving investment advice instead of... you know.

CNBC Pro: The Los Pollos Hermanos of Financial Advice?

CNBC Pro's having some shindig at the New York Stock Exchange. 'Expert insights' they say. Probably just a bunch of guys in suits trying to sound smart. But hey maybe they actually know something. Probably not. If you're into that sort of thing. Sounds about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Save your money and buy gold. Seriously.

Remember My Name! (It's the One Buying Gold)

So here's the deal. The world's a mess Trump's yelling at the Fed and gold's going through the roof. The only question is: are you in or are you out? Just remember I didn't choose this life this life chose me. And right now this life is telling me to buy gold. So you do you. But don't say I didn't warn you when you're left holding the bag while I'm swimming in a vault full of... well you know.