Fo Shizzle Dizzle: Exxon's Q1 Earnings - Still Stackin' Green, Despite Da Drama!

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Da Numbers Game

Aight check it y'all. ExxonMobil just dropped their Q1 earnings and even though the game is gettin' tougher with Trump's tariffs and wobbly oil prices these cats still managed to pull out a win. They beat Wall Street's expectations but straight up they ain't ballin' as hard as last year. Gotta keep hustlin' ya dig?

Drop It Like It's Hot: Revenue Breakdown

Now let's break down this cheddar. They pulled in $83.13 billion which is a grip but still short of the $86.72 billion expected. Profits dipped about 6% landing at $7.71 billion. Not bad but could be better ya know what I'm sizzlin'?

Gin and Juice Flowin' from Da Permian and Guyana

Here's where the magic happens my dudes. Growth in the Permian Basin and Guyana is where they keepin' the flow of Gin and Juice steady combined with cuttin' costs kept them afloat when oil prices tried to play them. This ain't 'Peaches N Cream' its straight money!

Tariff Trouble: Is Trump Messin' with Da Money?

Word on the street is that Trump's tariffs are throwin' shade on global demand. Oil prices took a hit droppin' 18% this year. That's colder than a penguin's toes man! Even with OPEC+ tryin' to pump up the supply those tariffs got everyone sweatin'.

Still Stackin' Paper: Dividends and Stock Moves

But hold up don't shed no tears for ExxonMobil. They still lookin' out for their shareholders dishing out $9.1 billion! $4.3 billion in dividends and $4.8 billion in share purchases. See they ain't broke just bendin' a little. Fo shizzle.

Doggfather's Final Word: Keep Hustlin'

So there you have it folks. ExxonMobil's Q1 is a mixed bag but they're still in the game. They gotta keep hustlin' stayin' ahead of the curve and keep that Gin and Juice flowin'. Keep your eye on the ball and remember 'If you stop at general math then you're only going to make general money.'