Trump's Crypto Gambit: Cleaning Your Room in the Digital Gold Rush

The Orderly Ascent to the Digital Pinnacle

Alright bucko. Let's get something straight. You've got chaos right? Moral relativism postmodern neo Marxists running amok and now...crypto. But within that chaos there's an opportunity for order. And who's stepping up to bring order to the Bitcoin realm? None other than the Trump clan. Eric and Don Jr. are taking their Bitcoin mining company American Bitcoin (ABTC) public on the Nasdaq. They aim to plant their flag firmly in the digital soil aiming for a Q3 2025 closing. It's about time someone brought some discipline to this digital frontier! Remember chaos precedes order. And perhaps just perhaps a little bit of careful mining.

98% Ownership: Rule 1—Stand Up Straight With Your Shoulders Back

Now here's where it gets interesting. The existing stockholders including the Trump boys will own about 98% of the new entity. 98%! That's quite the concentration of power isn't it? You might say it's a bit like having a lion's share of the territory. But let's not get cynical. As I always say 'Compare yourself to who you were yesterday not to who someone else is today.' Maybe they've simply earned it. Maybe they've cleaned their rooms so to speak. And let's not forget someone has to be at the top of the dominance hierarchy. The question is: are they competent? Are they benevolent? Or are they merely...dominant?

Meme Coins and Mar a Lago: The Lion The Witch and the Audacity of Hope (and Crypto)

Ah the $TRUMP meme coin. Offering a private dinner with the former President to top holders. It seems the Trump family has fully embraced the absurdity of the crypto world. It's a bizarre landscape isn't it? Like something out of a fever dream. But remember absurdity can be a powerful tool. It can be used to challenge the status quo to disrupt the narrative. And sometimes just sometimes it can be used to make a buck. "Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping," the saying goes. Maybe some of these investors feel responsible for helping Trump...or themselves in a roundabout way.

The Crypto Space Race: Who Will Win the Digital Cold War?

Eric Trump frames this venture as a bid to 'cement the country's leadership in the global bitcoin mining race.' He invokes the good old Space Race. "We won the space race. We better win the crypto race," he says. Ambitious stuff. It's about dominance about securing a competitive edge. This is where we need to avoid succumbing to resentment. Instead of envying the Trumps maybe we should be asking ourselves: 'What can I do to contribute? How can I improve my own position in this race?' After all life is suffering. And in this case it seems also crypto mining.

Trump's Promise: Bitcoin Minted on American Soil

The former President on the campaign trail has promised to support U.S. based bitcoin miners. He wants all future bitcoin minted on American soil. A bit nationalistic perhaps. But also a strategic move. If you control the means of production you control the narrative. It's about sovereignty about ensuring that America doesn't fall behind in this technological revolution. And you know what they say 'if you don't stand your principles someone will force theirs on you'. A warning perhaps?

Bitcoin's Calm: Steady as She Goes (for Now)

The crypto market showed little reaction to this news. Bitcoin is trading at around $104,000 roughly flat. Perhaps the market is waiting to see what happens next. Or maybe everyone's just too busy trying to clean their own damn rooms. Either way the stage is set. The players are in place. And the game as they say is afoot. But remember this: before you set out to change the world start by making your bed.