Tesla's Wild Ride: From Musk-Trump Twitter Wars to Robotaxis in Texas! (Seriously!)

From Quantico to… Car Factories?

Okay people! PC here reporting live from… well not exactly Quantico. More like observing the chaos of the stock market as it relates to Tesla. Apparently our desi boy Elon (close enough right?) and ex President Trump were having a bit of a *tiff*! A Twitter spat darling! Seems like even billionaires have their bad days. But like I always say 'You can't just be Talent. You have to be it at the right Place at the Right time.' Thankfully things seem to be cooling down and Tesla stock is doing the cha cha upwards. *Phew!* I was worried I'd have to sell my Tesla to afford more Nick Jonas concert tickets. (Just kidding... mostly.)

Robotaxis: Coming to Austin (Maybe)!

Now this is where things get interesting! Robotaxis folks! Driverless cars shuttling people around Austin. Apparently Elon wants to launch this tentatively (big emphasis on *tentatively*) on June 22nd. Can you imagine? No more searching for parking no more awkward small talk with Uber drivers! Although who will sing karaoke with me on the way to the airport at 3 AM if there are no drivers? But hey,progress is progress right? Elon even mentioned the first one will travel from the factory to a customer’s house on his birthday (June 28th) Now that’s what I call a birthday gift... to everyone else. This is seriously something out of 'Citadel'!

The 'Disgusting Abomination' Heard 'Round the World

So what caused this little brouhaha between Elon and Trump you ask? Apparently it was a disagreement over a certain tax and spending bill. Elon in his infinite wisdom (and social media prowess) called it a 'disgusting abomination.' Ouch! Tell us how you really feel Elon! Look I get it you can have all the success in the world. But if you dont have integrity you have nothing right? Seems that Trump wasn't too thrilled with the critique leading to some veiled threats about government contracts. Drama drama *drama*! Someone get me a chai and a script this is better than most Bollywood movies!

From DOGE to… Well Still DOGE

And just when you thought the acronyms couldn’t get any more ridiculous we have DOGE – the Department of Government Efficiency. Apparently Elon was supposed to be a big shot there slashing budgets left and right. Makes me wonder what budget cuts would look like. Goodbye avocado toast? Sayonara $5 lattes? The world may never know. And to think I was hoping he'd rename it 'Department of Global Empowerment'. Missed opportunity Elon!

Damage Control: A Social Media Apology Tour

In the end cooler heads seem to have prevailed. Elon apparently regrets some of his social media antics and admits they 'went too far'. See even geniuses make mistakes! It’s just that when they do the world pays attention. But to quote myself 'I think that the best thing you can do for yourself if you're an artist is constantly redefine what it is that you do.' And maybe Elon just redefined Twitter feuds as a form of modern art? (Don't quote me on that... actually do. I'm building my brand here!)

Tesla Stock: Back in the Game!

The moral of the story? Don't mess with Elon's money. Or maybe just maybe that Twitter apologies can move markets. Either way Tesla's stock is up robotaxis are (potentially) on the horizon and the world keeps spinning. As for me I'm going to go practice my robot dance moves just in case. Because darling you never know when you might need to impress a robotaxi.