CoreWeave Stock Wobbles Despite AI Boom

A One Eyed Perspective on CoreWeave's Rollercoaster

Alright meatbags Leela here reporting from the front lines of… finance? Yeah finance. Even though I usually deal with mutants and robot uprisings Fry told me this CoreWeave thingy was important. Turns out this company which is apparently like a digital stable for all those fancy AI brains had a bit of a hiccup. They made more money than people thought in the last quarter $1.57 billion to be exact. But then they predicted making less next year sending their stock plummeting faster than Zoidberg at a free shrimp buffet. As Hermes would say "Sweet llamas of the Bahamas" that is some serious cash.

Nvidia Chips: Scarcer Than Decent Takeout on Planet Amazonia

The big reason for the wobbles? Apparently those Nvidia chips everyone's using to build these AI systems are rarer than a sober Bender. CoreWeave's CEO this Mike Intrator fella says these chips are in short supply. Back in my day you could find anything in the universe from extinct owls to Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil but now these chips are creating this big problem. And guess what prices of some older models are going UP. Sounds like a classic case of supply and demand something even Zoidberg would understand if he wasn't too busy eating garbage. This is a major factor in [CONTENT] Starmer's UK Leadership Crisis Rattles Bond Market that is impacting the growth of the AI sector today.

Billions and Billions (of Dollars Not Stars)

Now CoreWeave is planning to spend a whole lot more money on… stuff. Like $30 to $35 billion in 2026. That's more than the Professor spends on dark matter fuel for the Planet Express ship in a year. They're expanding their power capacity too aiming for over 1.7 gigawatts by 2026. All this spending they say is because demand for AI is going up. From big companies to governments everyone wants a piece of that sweet sweet artificial intelligence. It is going to be a wild ride.

Backlog Bonanza: Demand Outstrips Supply?

Here's the head scratcher though. CoreWeave has a backlog of orders worth $66.8 billion. That's enough to buy Planet Express a thousand times over. Basically they're so popular they can't keep up. According to Intrator they're practically sold out for 2026. Sounds like a good problem to have but it also means someone's gonna be disappointed. Like Fry when he finds out the last pizza has been eaten by Nibbler. If CoreWeave does not catch up they could be facing a big crisis.

AI Anxiety: Is the Hype Train Derailing?

Now some people are getting nervous about AI. Some announcements are making investors panic. Are these AI companies the real deal or just another pyramid scheme cooked up by Calculon? CoreWeave seems to be holding its own at least for now. Their stock is still up a lot this year even after the recent dip. They're also making deals with other AI companies and expanding their services. Time will only tell how this pans out but I'm betting that AI is here to stay even if it does mean robots eventually ruling the world. At least I hope not.

Sold Out in 2026: The Future is Now (or Soon)

So what's the takeaway from all this financial mumbo jumbo? CoreWeave is a big player in the AI game but they're facing some challenges. Chip shortages big spending and investor jitters are all part of the equation. But with a massive backlog and growing demand they're also in a good position to keep growing. As Zapp Brannigan would say "I have no idea what's going on but I'm excited".