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Leela's report on Wall Street's market rotation, Trump's tariff threats, and Amazon's Prime Day blues. Spoiler alert: It's all a bit of a shemozzle! image

Good News, Everyone! Wall Street's Doing the Hokey Pokey!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:07
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Samsung faces a steep profit drop as it struggles to catch up in the AI chip race, leaving many wondering if they'll have to sell off Planet Express to make ends meet. image

Samsung's Profit Plunge: Did Nvidia Just Yell "Shut Up and Take My Money!" to SK Hynix?

Tue 08 July, 2025 00:26
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A look at how Trump's tariffs are squeezing Earthicans' wallets and what you can do to fight back before you're forced to sell your kidney on the black market. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Are We All Gonna End Up Living in a Cardboard Box?

Sat 05 July, 2025 11:00
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Fast-food chains are using rewards programs to lure back customers during tough economic times. Leela investigates if free burritos can really solve all our problems. image

Good News Everyone! Free Grub Saves the Day (Again)!

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Congress narrowly approves President Trump's tax and spending bill, sparking debates over its impact on healthcare, the economy, and whether Bender will have to sell his shiny metal ass. image

One Big Beautiful Mess: Trump's Bill Barely Survives, Planet Express Budget Next?

Thu 03 July, 2025 20:52
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In a nail-biting vote, the House advances Trump's tax and spending bill after quashing Republican revolts, leaving Leela wondering if anyone's looking out for the little guy (or gal). image

Holy Bender! Trump's Mega-Bill Survives Republican Mutiny!

Thu 03 July, 2025 07:59
3 minutes to read

Leela reports on Jim Cramer's take on the market, trade deals, and whether or not to panic buy Planet Express stock (spoiler: always a good idea). image

Good News Everyone! Cramer Says the Economy Might Not Be as Doomed as Zoidberg's Career!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:43
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Leela reports live from Capitol Hill (figuratively, I'm still in New New York), where a mega-bill is causing more drama than a Bender-themed bachelor party. image

Holy Motherboard! Washington's Gone Haywire... Again!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:18
2 minutes to read

A one-eyed mutant's take on Wall Street's latest upgrades, downgrades, and what it all means for your hypothetical robot investments. image

Good News, Everyone! Wall Street's Makin' Some Noise (and Maybe Some Money)

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:14
2 minutes to read

Move over, tech nerds! The Communication Services sector is showing off its shiny metal posterior, leaving tech stocks in the digital dust with savvy service-based strategies and some seriously heavy hitters like Meta and Netflix. image

Good News Everyone! Communication Services Sector Zaps Tech Stocks in 2025 Race!

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:16
2 minutes to read