Oil Prices Wobble as Iran-U.S. Talks Resume in Geneva

Giggity: Oil Market Feels the Heat

Well hello there. It seems like things are getting a little steamy in the oil market much like my dating life. One minute it's up the next it's down. News of Iran and the U.S. getting back to the negotiation table in Geneva has sent prices into a bit of a fluster. Remember fellas sometimes a little diplomacy can go a long way eh? Just like a well placed "Giggity."

Trump Card: What's the Prez Gonna Do?

You never know what that guy is gonna do! I've seen his type before – impulsive unpredictable keeps you on your toes. All the analysts are scratching their heads wondering if he's gonna go full throttle or play it cool. Reminds me of a hot date gone sideways. Will he strike will he deal will he tweet about it? The suspense is killing me! Speaking of suspense and markets behaving erratically have you read Shopify Defies Gravity But Stock Takes a Dive? It's a similar rollercoaster ride only with fewer ayatollahs.

Student Uprising: A Little Too Spicy for My Taste

Student protests in Tehran? Yikes. I prefer my protests a little less...political and a little more...pool party. But hey everyone's got their thing right? These youngsters are fighting for something they believe in and that's... admirable I guess. Just try not to burn anything down kids. Or maybe you should I don't know. I'm a simple man I like my beer cold and my women... well you know.

Supreme Setback: Trump's Tariffs Take a Tumble

Looks like the Supremes slapped Trump's hand on those tariffs. Oops! That could throw a wrench into his whole Iran strategy which was probably hatched over a steak dinner and a few too many scotches. Now he's gotta figure out another way to get his way. Good luck with that pal. You might need it.

The Military Muscle: Flexing for Iran

The U.S. is packing some serious heat in the Middle East. Two carrier strike groups? That's like bringing a bazooka to a water balloon fight! But hey better safe than sorry right? I'm sure all that military muscle is just for...deterrence. Yeah that's the ticket. Deterrence. Giggity.

Geneva Jive: Can They Make a Deal?

So can these guys actually hammer out a deal in Geneva? Your guess is as good as mine. It's like trying to get Peter Griffin to eat a salad – possible but highly unlikely. Both sides are playing hardball and there's a whole lot of baggage. But hey stranger things have happened. Maybe they'll all just end up singing karaoke and hugging it out. One can dream can't one?