Giggity Giggity: East Coast Braces for Blizzard Blitz

Giggity Here Comes the Snow

Alright fellas Quagmire here reporting live from the East Coast where things are about to get a whole lot colder and wetter than a polar bear's swimming pool. We're talking a blizzard folks a real humdinger of a winter storm that's set to blanket the entire region. The weatherman that nerdy little fella is saying we could get up to two feet of snow. Two feet! That's enough to build a snowman a snow woman and maybe even a snow Glenn Quagmire Giggity.

Officials Scramble Like Chickens

Now I've seen a lot of things in my time including a few blizzards that could freeze the balls off a brass monkey but this one seems to have the officials in a real tizzy. The mayor of New York he's running around like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest trying to get all the snowplows ready. Seems they thought they were in the clear but the weather turned on them faster than a hot date after she finds out you live with your parents. Speaking of which my place is always open ladies... unless there's a blizzard then maybe stay home and wait for me to dig you out. Or better yet check out Supreme Court Ruling on Trump Tariffs Sparks Retail Relief it might warm you up

Stay Home Stay Safe and Maybe Watch Some TV

The big shots are telling everyone to stay off the roads and I gotta say that's probably a good idea. Unless you've got a snowmobile then feel free to come by and give old Quagmire a ride. But for the rest of you hunker down make some hot cocoa and maybe watch some TV. Or better yet find some action. Just be careful out there folks. This storm is no joke. Remember what Horace said "When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels."

Businesses Prepare for the White Apocalypse

Businesses are prepping too. This one snow removal dude Berlingieri is working 'round the clock to get his equipment ready. Sounds like he’s pulling an all nighter or several. Meanwhile the rest of us are hoping we don't lose power. No power means no TV no Internet... and no hot dates. Giggity!

Churches Cancel Services Pray for Sunshine

Even the churches are cancelling services. Seems like God's taking a snow day. But one church added an extra service on Saturday just in case. Gotta get those prayers in before the storm hits you know. I'm praying for sunshine myself. And maybe a few hot chicks in bikinis. Hey a guy can dream right?

Giggity Giggity Let's Get Through This Together

So there you have it folks. The East Coast is about to get slammed by a blizzard. Stay safe stay warm and try not to kill each other while you're stuck inside. And remember when life gives you snow make snowballs and throw them at your neighbor. It's the Quagmire way. Giggity Giggity Goo.