Delta Airlines Embrace Amazon Leo for Supersonic Internet

Jagshemash Internet Takes Flight

Chenqui! I am Borat Sagdiyev journalist and cultural reporter from Kazakhstan. Great success! I come to you today with news of great import like when I discover ladies man manual in New York. Delta Air Lines very nice airline will soon have fast internet on planes. Like internet in my village but hopefully less goat.

Amazon Leo: More Than Just Boxes

This Amazon not just for sending package of lady shaving cream. They have thing called Amazon Leo which means low Earth orbit. This mean satellites like big shiny potatoes in sky will give internet. Delta say 500 planes will get this. Very good for watching Da Ali G Show while flying over America. And you should see this article about Panera Bread Enters Value Wars Aims to Reclaim Fast Casual Throne even food places are fighting for your attention. High speed internet is very important to airline business like tractor to Kazakhstan farmer.

Bandwidth Very Nice

Delta's Ranjan Goswami big chief of marketing say people want faster speeds. They want share video of them eating airplane food. I understand. In Kazakhstan we also want share video of us wrestling bear but internet is slow. This new internet will fix this. Like fixing my teeth with hammer.

Commerce Opportunities Wa Wa Wee Wa

Delta also see chance to make money. They want put advertisement on internet. Like in Times Square but smaller and on airplane. They also want update movie and entertainment. I hope they show my documentary. Very educational. Maybe passengers will buy my book of reportings also from Kazakhstan.

Competition Heats Up in the Skies

Other airlines also doing this. American Airlines thinking about putting TVs back on seats. Very modern. United and Hawaiian using SpaceX's Starlink. It like race to see who can give best internet. I hope Kazakhstan win. Just kidding. But maybe Kazakhstan airlines will copy this.

Future is Now

Amazon Leo say they have 200 satellites and making more. They want 3,200 in sky. This is like having many wives but for internet. Chris Weber from Amazon Leo say this internet will be foundation for Delta to build unique experiences. Very exciting. Like discovering new toilet.