Infiniti Aims for Comeback with New QX65 SUV Launch

Great Success Infiniti Very Nice

Jagshemash Americans. Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from… well not Kazakhstan. I am in United States of A mer i ca land of the free and home of the brave and also land of very big cars. Today I bring you news of Infiniti a Japanese car company trying to make comeback like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay after he tried to steal my wife. Very difficult.

New Car New Hope Very Exciting

Infiniti which is Nissan's fancy brother has released new car called QX65. It is a midsize SUV which I am told is very popular with Americans who need to carry many children and much potatoes. This QX65 has a powerful engine 268 horses which is almost as many horses as I saw in Kentucky. It also has two big screens which I am sure are good for watching "Benny Hill". Like the global landscape shifting and impacting economic dynamics the automotive industry also faces changes. This reminds me of the article Global Power Shifts The World Returns To China where world returns to China.

Sales Go Down Like Pants at Party

But here is the problem. Infiniti used to sell many cars like hot cakes in Times Square. In 2017 they sold 153,000 cars. But last year they only sold one third of that. This is not good. It is like when I tried to sell my neighbor's wife for 15 goats but only got offered 5. Very bad for business. Expert analysts say Infiniti has been having a "product lull". Is this like sleeping in the car instead of selling it? I am confused.

Lexus is Number One Very Painful

To make matters worse Infiniti's rival Lexus (from Toyota) is doing very well. They are selling more cars than ever before. It is like when my sister got more husbands than me at the village wedding. Very painful for ego. Even Acura is doing better which is like my neighbor's donkey winning race against my horse. Shameful.

Price is Good Very Cheap…Compared to Other Cars

The QX65 costs $53,990 which is less than other fancy SUVs. In Kazakhstan this could buy you a whole village but in America it only buys you one car. Still it is cheaper than $77,000 which is average price for these cars. So maybe good deal for Americans who like to spend money on metal boxes.

Will Infiniti Succeed? We See

Infiniti plans to release one new car every year for next five years. Hopefully this will help them to sell more cars and make more money. I wish them good luck. Maybe I will buy one myself if I can afford it after paying for my hotel room in New York. Chenqui.