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An Air India Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff in Ahmedabad, leaving hundreds dead and the aviation world in mourning, prompting investigations and a somber reflection on safety. This is worse than when Link gets turned into a Deku Scrub! image

Air India Flight 171 Plummets: A Tragedy More Shocking Than a Cucco Attack!

Thu 12 June, 2025 23:38
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Mario reports on the crazy oil price surge after Israel's actions, and warns of possible retaliations. It's-a gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Mama Mia! Oil Prices Jump Higher Than My Jumpman in a Bowser Battle!

Fri 13 June, 2025 01:49
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Lara Croft reports on the escalating tensions in the Middle East, with a wry Croft-esque twist, as Israel launches airstrikes against Iran's nuclear facilities, sending oil prices soaring and global markets tumbling. image

Raiders of the Lost Nukes: Israel's High-Stakes Gamble in Iran!

Fri 13 June, 2025 02:26
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Analysts predict oil prices could skyrocket to over $100 a barrel if tensions between Iran and Israel escalate. Get ready to feel it in your Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil's About to Get Schwifty Thanks to a Potential Iran-Israel Dust-Up!

Thu 12 June, 2025 23:14
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Following a preemptive strike against Iran, Israel's Defense Minister declares a special state of emergency, anticipating incoming missile and drone attacks. Looks like things are about to get explosive. image

Israel Declares Judgement Day Prep: "Stay in Protected Areas, Hasta La Vista...To Missiles!"

Fri 13 June, 2025 00:21
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Peter Griffin breaks down why Oracle, IBM are better investments than that time he bought a boat, and why Datadog is about as useful as Quagmire at a Mensa meeting. image

Giggity! Oracle Stock Ready to Make You Richer Than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:13
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A tragic Air India crash claims 241 lives shortly after takeoff, raising concerns and launching investigations, but experts say, 'Wake up and concentrate!' this doesn't seem like a manufacturing issue! image

Aw, Phooey! Dreamliner Disaster: Plane Plummets, Leaving Only One Survivor!

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
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Coinbase and American Express launch a crypto-reward credit card for Coinbase One members, while the Joker contemplates crashing the party. image

Why So Serious About Crypto? Coinbase and Amex Team Up, and I'm Having a Field Day!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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Senator Alex Padilla's forceful removal from a Homeland Security press conference sparks outrage, raising questions about government overreach. Even for Gotham, this is a new level of absurdity. image

Senator Padilla's Handcuffs: A Dark Knight's Take on DHS's Heavy-Handed Tactics

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:34
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AMD unveils its Instinct MI400 series and Helios rack, promising a cost-effective alternative to Nvidia's AI dominance, with backing from OpenAI and other major players. image

AMD's Rebellion: New AI Chips Threaten Nvidia's Galactic Empire!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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