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Trump and Xi's trade tango hits a snag, leaving everyone wondering if they'll ever... come get some! image
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Hail to the Chief... Negotiator? Trump vs. Xi: This Deal Ain't Gonna Sign Itself!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 14:25
  • 2 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen reports on the ongoing saga between President Trump and Fed Chair Powell, a battle more fiery than dragon's breath! image
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Winter is Coming... For Interest Rates! Trump Demands Fed's Head (Again!)

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 13:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Analyzing the May job report slowdown, Trump's reaction, and the implications for the Great Reset. Plus, a few laughs at the absurdity of it all. image
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Great Reset Glitch? US Job Numbers Stumble, Trump's Truth Bomb Explodes

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 13:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Shein's highly anticipated London IPO faces roadblocks, potentially shifting to Hong Kong amidst scrutiny over labor practices and consumer protection issues. Like, is this real life? image
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Shein's IPO Drama: From London Dreams to Hong Kong Hustle – Is This Fashion's Biggest Plot Twist?

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 05:45
  • 2 minutes to read
Sheldon Cooper analyzes Costco's Q3 2025 earnings beat, marveling at their efficiency and strategic tariff navigation, while cautiously eyeing their lofty valuation. image
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Bazinga! Costco's Earnings Soar Higher Than My IQ (Probably)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
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Global business travel optimism has plummeted faster than Donkey falling into a dragon's lair, thanks to tariffs and border woes. Shrek investigates (because someone has to!). image
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What in Tarnation is Going On? Business Travel Takes a Dive!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:59
  • 4 minutes to read
Iron Man weighs in on the US-China trade standoff, because who better to handle global economics than a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? image
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Trade Talks Stall? Time for the Big Guns (and Maybe Some Dum-E Robotics)

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 01:54
  • 4 minutes to read
New tariffs could cost Gap up to $150 million annually, despite mitigation efforts. But fear not, the brand is fighting back! image
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Gap's Got a Gap-ing Problem: Tariffs Threaten $150 Million Hole!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on the wild ride of tariffs, court fights, and what it all means for Bedrock's bottom line... Yabba Dabba Doo! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Tariff Tussle Turns Top-sy Turvy!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 22:32
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel swoops in to dissect Trump-era tariffs, European pharma's potential comeback, and why Switzerland might be the next hot spot for investors, all with a cosmic twist. image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrums and Pharma's Potential Power-Up: A Captain Marvel Analysis!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 23:57
  • 3 minutes to read

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