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RFK Jr.'s HHS overhaul slashes funding for minority health offices, potentially widening health disparities. A disturbing ripple in the Force, this is. image

Health Equity Fading? A Dark Side Grows at HHS, Hmmm?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
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Donald Trump deflects blame for a contracting economy onto Joe Biden, mirroring past tactics and raising eyebrows among experts. Just like blaming bugs on Clippy! image

Trump Blames Biden for Economy, Sounds Like My Old Windows Days

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:26
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Donald Trump shifts blame to Joe Biden for the Q1 2025 economic contraction, despite evidence pointing to his own policies. image

Trump Blames Biden for Economy: A DOS Error or User Error?

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:26
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Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) claims of massive savings are under scrutiny, and your girl Kim K has some thoughts (and maybe a selfie or two) on the situation. image

Elon's DOGE Did WHAT?! Kim K Weighs In On Musk's 'Savings' and White House Drama! ??

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:05
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Elon Musk claims $160 billion in savings from his federal workforce cuts, but let's be real, that's like, a week's worth of Kylie's lip kits. image

Elon's DOGE Savings? Honey, I've Spent More on Skims!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:05
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Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang highlights China's rapid AI advancement and the need for a competitive US AI policy, amid trade tensions and export restrictions. image

Jensen's China Revelation: Huawei is Formidable and US AI Policy Needs a Reboot!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:48
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says China is catching up fast in AI, praises Huawei's tech prowess, and urges the U.S. to focus on competitiveness over restrictions. Sounds like someone's thinking about Mars colonization, but for AI chips. image

Jensen's China Take: AI Race is On, and Huawei Ain't No Joke!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:48
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Geralt of Rivia reports on GE HealthCare's surprising Q1 success, overshadowed by a slashed annual forecast due to Trump's tariff policies. Can they survive this monster contract? image

Toss a Coin to Your Health...Care Provider? GE HealthCare's Gamble with Trump's Tariffs

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:43
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Montgomery Burns analyzes Zoom's stock recovery, AI integration, and undervalued status, seeing it as a prime chance for profit. Release the hounds... on these shares! image

Excellent! Zoom Stock: A Golden Opportunity for Capitalistic Exploitation, Smithers!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:39
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Even with Trump's tariff-palooza, Dollar General's stock is doing better than Milhouse at tetherball, while Walmart's flexing its digital muscles, leaving everyone else eating its dust. image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Dollar General's Stock is Suddenly Not Lousy!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:39
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