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Mario explains why investors shouldn't-a freak out about Moody's downgrade, just like-a the times before! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Saying Don't-a Panic About-a the Downgrade!

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:14
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Lara Croft investigates how US tariffs are driving up Subaru prices, leaving consumers facing higher costs.

Subaru's Price Hike: Are Trump's Tariffs the Real Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:13
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Fred Flinstone reports on General Motors halting vehicle exports to China amidst ongoing trade tensions. Sounds like a real Bedrock blunder! image

Yabba Dabba Doo Done! GM Pulls the Plug on China Exports!

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:19
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Captain Marvel reports on Waymo's approved expansion into San Jose, bringing driverless rides closer to you, but reminds everyone to stay frosty about new tech. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Into Your Robotaxi! Waymo Expands Bay Area Domination

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:19
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Asmongold analyzes the stock market's recent plateau, questioning optimistic growth forecasts and the impact of tariffs on future earnings. Is the party over, or is there still hope for tendies? image

Stock Market Rally DEAD? Are We Headed for a DUMPSTER FIRE?

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:42
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns of inflated risks due to U.S. deficits and international tensions, potentially impacting markets and earnings. Is this another challenge for Team MrBeast to overcome? image

Jamie Dimon Sounds the Alarm: Are We Giving Away TOO Much Money?!

Mon 19 May, 2025 21:48
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Novo Nordisk faces leadership shakeup and market share challenges in the booming weight loss drug arena, as Eli Lilly gains ground. image

Novo Nordisk's Weight Loss Wobble: Is It Time to Update My Status to 'It's Complicated'?

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:52
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A look at Monday's market recovery, Capital One's settlement and Discover acquisition, and upcoming economic reports, analyzed through a lens of personal responsibility and market psychology. image

Markets Rebound, Capital One Completes Acquisition: Clean Your Room and Invest Wisely!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:36
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on how new tariff policies are creating a feeding frenzy for cybercriminals preying on unsuspecting consumers. Prepare for infestation! image

Zerg Queen's Warning: Tariffs and Cyber Scum - A Perfect Swarm!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:45
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A federal judge ruled the Trump administration's attempt to dismantle the U.S. Institute of Peace was illegal, ordering reinstatement of the original leadership. Seems like somebody forgot to neuralize the legal system! image

Trump's DOGE Days Are Over: Judge Slams Unlawful USIP Takeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:50
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