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Cadillac is luring Tesla owners to their EV lineup, boasting new customers and a surge in Tesla trade-ins as Elon Musk's antics possibly fuel the exodus. image

Cadillac's Electric Assault: Tesla Owners Bailing Ship!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:00
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Wonder Woman reports on why parents should embrace the nutritional power of beans for their children, making mealtime a battle against malnutrition, not against picky eaters. image

Beans: The Underrated Superfood Even Ares Would Approve!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:57
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Doctor Evil analyzes the recent stock market surge, questioning if this is the moment we finally achieve total world domination... financially! image

Stocks Soar to the Moon! Are We Finally Rich, Baby?

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:28
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A Silicon Valley Bank report reveals AI's dominance in venture capital, leaving non-AI startups struggling for scraps in a tight market. image

AI's Megatron-Sized Appetite Devours Startup Funding: Is Your Venture Doomed?

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:00
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Morgan Stanley suggests RBC Bearings has room to grow due to strong defense demand and acquisition potential. Is this truly logical, or simply... fascinating? image

Fascinating! RBC Bearings Stock Exhibits... Potential! Logical Investment or Emotional Gamble?

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:13
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D-Wave unveils its latest quantum computing system, Advantage2, boasting increased power and efficiency, causing shares and other quantum computing stocks to surge, despite some skepticism from tech giants. image

Great Scott! D-Wave's Quantum Leap: Advantage2 Arrives Like a Knight Bus!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:27
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Elon Musk hints at curbing political donations, leaving Republicans perhaps a little less hopeful for 2026. image

Spend Less on Politics, Musk Says. "Do or Do Not, There Is No Try," He Probably Didn't Add

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:19
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Qatar denies accusations of attempting to influence the U.S. with a proposed Boeing 747 gift to Donald Trump, amidst ethical concerns and political backlash. image

Qatar's $400M Gift: A Boeing Bonanza or a Bribe?

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:37
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Elon Musk commits to five more years as Tesla CEO, addresses investor concerns, political backlash, and future plans for Starlink. Like, is he serious this time? image

Elon's Five-Year Tesla Vow: Is He Really Committed Or Just Playing Games?

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:21
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Chinese exporters are scrambling to diversify away from the U.S. after my historic tariffs, proving America is WINNING BIGLY! image

China's LOSING! Exporters Flee After My Great Tariffs!

Tue 20 May, 2025 11:39
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