Headlines - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 2651 to 2660 of 5471 news articles

Chinese crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun, now the top holder of the $TRUMP meme token, has won a dinner date with President Trump, sparking questions about the future of finance and freedom. image

Captain America Reports: Crypto Mogul Justin Sun to Dine with Trump, Is This What We're Fighting For?

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:24
3 minutes to read

Borat reports on how President Trump told Republicans not to mess with Medicaid while trying to pass a tax bill. Is very excite! image

Great Success! Trump Say 'Don't F--- Around' With Medicaid, Is Very Naughty!

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:21
2 minutes to read

Rick breaks down the FDA's new Covid-19 vaccine booster guidelines: stricter standards for healthy folks, and maybe, just maybe, a hint of sanity in this crazy universe. image

FDA Gets Schwifty: New Booster Rules, Because Apparently, Science Matters (burp)

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:42
2 minutes to read

A guide to facing job loss in 2025, drawing on psychological resilience and personal responsibility to transform adversity into an opportunity for growth and self-discovery. image

Chaos and Order: Navigating the Layoff Labyrinth with Petersonian Principles

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:29
5 minutes to read

Sports giant Fanatics is pitting fans against legends like Tom Brady in a skills-based competition with over $2 million in prizes. Will humanity prevail, or will the celebrities claim victory? image

Fanatics Fest: Prepare for Assimilation... of Athletic Glory! (and a Ferrari)

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:05
3 minutes to read

Agent J reports on the return of student loan collections and how it's about to make your bank account look like it fought an alien. image

Student Loan Repayments Are Back, Baby! And Your Wallet's About to Feel It

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:51
3 minutes to read

A young couple in New York navigates the perils of lifestyle inflation, seeking advice from a money expert on balancing financial discipline with enjoying life's pleasures. image

License to Spend: Young Couple's Financial Tango in the City That Never Sleeps

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:13
3 minutes to read

Homer Simpson dives into today's stock market news, from Home Depot to CATL, with a sprinkle of satire and a whole lot of 'Mmm, money!' image

D'oh! Homer's Guide to Stocks: From Donuts to Dow Jones!

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:12
2 minutes to read

Levi Strauss sells Dockers to Authentic Brands Group for $311 million, focusing on denim and direct-to-consumer strategies. Will Authentic Brands revive the khaki giant, or is this the end of an era? image

Dockers on the Rocks! Levi's Dumps Khakis, Authentic Brands Steps In. Is This Brand Toast?

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:30
3 minutes to read

The SEC is considering a move that could blur the lines between ETFs and mutual funds, offering investors more choices but also potential tax implications. Snoop Dogg breaks it down, Doggystyle. image

Fo Shizzle Dizzle! SEC 'Bout to Mix Up Mutual Funds and ETFs, Givin' Investors More Cheddar, But Watch Out for Dem Taxes!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:09
3 minutes to read