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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to charge for checked bags, comparing it to the dark arts and questioning whether it's as bad as Voldemort. image

Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags: Is This a Case of 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Level Evil?

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, a move that has left loyal customers feeling like they've been hit with a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Southwest Airlines: From Free Bags to 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Baggage Fees!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Salesforce buys Informatica for $8 billion, bolstering its AI capabilities. A powerful alliance, this is! image

Informatica Acquired! Salesforce's AI Dreams, Awakened!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:26
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Salesforce acquires Informatica for $8 billion, bolstering AI capabilities and aiming for a galaxy-sized data understanding. image

Salesforce and Informatica Unite: A Powerful Alliance, This Is!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:26
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iPhone shipments from India to the U.S. surge, challenging China's dominance and testing Apple's survival skills in the face of political pressures. image

Apple's Great Escape: From China to India, But Will It Survive Trump's Tariff Jungle?

Tue 27 May, 2025 10:02
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The diamond industry faces a perfect storm of tariffs and lab-grown competition, but some believe a stabilization point is near. Could this be humanity's final battle? Or just another Tuesday? image

Diamonds in the Rough: Trump's Tariffs vs. Lab-Grown Sparkle

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:40
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Diamond industry faces a 'perfect storm' of challenges, including Trump's tariffs and the rise of lab-grown diamonds, threatening market stability and forcing industry giants to rethink their strategies. Looks like the Covenant aren't the only ones causing trouble. image

Diamonds in the Rough: Trump Tariffs and Lab-Grown Spartans Invade the Bling Kingdom!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:40
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Tesla sales crash in Europe, but hey, maybe chaos is just a ladder... image

Tesla's European Dream Goes Up In Smoke: Is This Part of the Act?

Tue 27 May, 2025 07:11
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Samantha Mui ditches corporate drudgery to teach dumpling-making, earning a Scrooge McDuck-worthy $10,000 an hour. A truly excellent scheme... perhaps even better than my plan to block out the sun! image

Excellent! Dumpling Queen Rakes in More Dough Than Burns' Nuclear Plant (Almost)

Tue 27 May, 2025 04:27
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BYD and other Chinese automakers are feeling the heat as price wars and regulatory scrutiny send their shares into a tailspin. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Investors! Chinese Car Stocks Take a Homer Simpson-Sized Plunge!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:18
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