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Get ready for a warp zone of new ETFs as the SEC gives the green light, but watch out for those Goombas in disguise! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And ETFs are About to Get a Whole Lotta Bigger!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:25
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Following the Cramer Trust's lead, Lara Croft investigates Capital One's stock dip post-tariff threats, sensing a strategic opportunity with the Discover acquisition. image

Raider's Gamble: Lara Croft Eyes Capital One's Treasure After Tariff Tumble!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:30
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Fred Flinstone sounds the alarm on proposed cuts to Medicaid and SNAP programs that could leave Bedrock residents in a real pickle! image

Yabba Dabba Don't! Congress Carves into Grub and Grog Funds!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:46
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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's plan to slash federal jobs under the guise of government efficiency, reminding everyone that even Captain Marvel needs backup. image

Judge Puts the Brakes on Trump's 'Government Efficiency' Scheme: Even I Need a Team!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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A federal judge halts the Trump administration's planned mass firings and reorganization of federal agencies, reminding them that even Presidents need to play by the rules. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Wait, Not So Fast! Judge Blocks Trump's Bureaucracy Shakeup

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:56
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Hulk analyze news! Goldman Sachs think some little companies get strong from new tax stuff, even if it make Hulk debt ANGRY! image

Hulk Smash Tax Bill! But Some Tiny Stocks Might Get Bigger?

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:32
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Hulk review news! Some small companies might get BIGGER because of new tax stuff. Hulk confused, but smash anyway! image

Hulk Smash Tax Bill! (But Some Small Stocks Might Like It...GRRR!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:32
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Borat reports on how Harvard beat back Trump's attempt to stop smart foreigners from learning in America, proving that even in these crazy times, the penise… uh, the law, can be mighty. image

Great Success! Harvard Wins Fight Against Trump's Ban on Foreign Students - Chenqui!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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Old Man Trump's at it again, fiddling with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, promising 'total reform,' and suddenly everyone's jazzed about uranium mining. It's like a poorly written sci-fi plot, but hey, at least the AI overlords will be happy. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump Nukes the NRC, Speeds Up Reactors for AI... Because, You Know, Reasons

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:14
4 minutes to read

Ex-President Trump threatens tariffs on iPhones made outside the USA, potentially reigniting tensions with Apple and impacting consumer prices. image

Hasta La Vista, Apple? Trump's Tariff Threat on iPhones is Back!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:22
3 minutes to read