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A federal judge slams the Trump administration for a deportation blunder involving a gay Guatemalan man, proving even the Swarm makes fewer mistakes. image

Trump Admin's 'Horror' Show: When Due Process Gets Zerg Rushed!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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Russia unleashes a barrage of drones and missiles on Kyiv, leaving destruction and despair in its wake. Will anyone call for peace, or is this kitchen just going to keep getting hotter? image

Bloody Hell! Kyiv Under Fire: Is Moscow Serving Up a War Tartare?

Sat 24 May, 2025 08:15
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Snoop Dogg breaks down how a federal judge stepped in to correct a major flub by the Trump administration, ensuring a gay Guatemalan man gets a fair shake after a wrongful deportation to Mexico. This ain't nothin' but a G thang, baby! image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Judge Schools Trump Admin on Deportation Disaster!

Sat 24 May, 2025 07:09
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AI is being adopted by businesses to mitigate the effects of global trade turbulence, including the tariffs imposed during the Trump era. Finally, a way to get one up on that Austin Powers! image

Artificial Intelligence to the Rescue! Or, How I'm Finally Going to Afford That Moon Base (And World Domination, Of Course!)

Sat 24 May, 2025 05:50
3 minutes to read

A budget bill passed by the House proposes historic cuts to Medicaid and SNAP, impacting millions and sparking debate over work requirements and eligibility. image

Austerity Awakens: Medicaid and SNAP Face the Force of Fiscal Cuts!

Fri 23 May, 2025 22:34
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Jim Cramer navigates the choppy waters of Wall Street, highlighting key earnings reports and the potential impact of presidential pronouncements. image

Cramer's Crystal Ball: Next Week's Market Mania (and Trump's Tweets!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 23:21
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I'm spilling the tea on the drama surrounding Trump's meme coin gala, the plunging prices, and whether it's all just a major distraction from real crypto progress. Like, is this real life? image

OMG! Did Trump's Meme Coin Dinner Flop Harder Than My Last Met Gala Outfit?

Fri 23 May, 2025 23:31
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Intuit, the TurboTax and QuickBooks dudes, are raking in the dough, thanks to some seriously impressive growth and AI wizardry. Goldman Sachs and Deutsche Bank are lovin' it, and so are their shareholders! image

Eat My Shorts, Recession! Intuit's Makin' Bank!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
2 minutes to read

Anthropic's Claude Opus 4 gets AI safety restrictions to prevent potential misuse in developing dangerous weapons, while experts worry about the balance between profit and safety in AI development. image

AI Gets the 'Parents Just Don't Understand' Treatment: Anthropic Puts Claude Opus 4 in Time Out!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:17
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Puss in Boots reports on how the stock market yawned at Trump's latest tariff threats, suggesting investors are as bored as I am when forced to eat kibble. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's Tariffs Tango Leaves Wall Street in a Siesta!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:55
2 minutes to read