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Economists are saying the job market's tougher than catching an alien perp in Times Square. New grads, brace yourselves; it's gonna be a bumpy ride. But hey, don't forget your Neuralyzer...for forgetting about those bad interviews! image
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Job Market's Gone Buggy! Recent Grads Facing 'Neuralyzer-Worthy' Challenges

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 10:30
  • 3 minutes to read
007 dissects the market's surprising rebound, uncovering hidden risks and speculative fever dreams. image
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From Crisis to Casino: Bond Investigates Wall Street's Whirlwind Recovery

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 11:38
  • 2 minutes to read
Some fancy pants company is throwin' around half a billion dollars to make college sports even more profitable. More money, more problems... and hopefully, more donuts! image
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Doh! College Sports Gettin' Richer Than Mr. Burns!

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Chipotle bets on spicy ranch to reignite sales after a disastrous quarter. Will this be a culinary masterpiece or another donkey? image
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Chipotle's Adobo Ranch: Is This the Bloody Savior They Need?

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 12:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest Wall Street calls, from Goldman's love for eToro to Tesla's robotaxi dreams, all with a little bit of gin and juice. image
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Fo Shizzle, Dizzle on Wall Street Fizzle: Snoop Dogg's Stock Shock!

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 12:15
  • 2 minutes to read
John Rambo reports on the day's market madness: Warner splits, Tesla stumbles, and a quantum leap for IonQ. It's a jungle out there! image
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Rambo's Market Massacre: Stocks Take a Beating, But Some Still Fight!

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 12:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite expectations, Robinhood's shares took a dip after being left out of the S&P 500 rebalance, proving that even Wall Street can have its Amazons in waiting. image
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Robinhood's S&P 500 Snub: Is This Paradise Lost?

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 12:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Evil reports on Warner Bros. Discovery's plan to split into two companies, a move he finds both amusing and ripe for potential world domination. image
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Warner Bros. Discovery Split: One Meeellion Dollars Worth of Corporate Chaos!

  • Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Disney and Universal unleash unprecedented expansions, betting big on the enduring allure of theme park escapism amidst economic uncertainties. image
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Theme Park Titans Clash: A $67 Billion Gamble in the Florida Wilds

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
A Credit Karma poll reveals Gen Z's financial despair, but Bear Grylls offers a survival guide to navigate the economic wilderness and conquer those money mountains! image
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Gen Z's Economic Jungle: YOLO or No-No? Bear Grylls' Survival Guide

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 10:15
  • 3 minutes to read

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