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Mario breaks down the House v. NCAA settlement, explaining how college athletes will finally get their coins, and what it means for the future of college sports. Mama Mia! image
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It's-a Me! Mario! Reporting on College Athletes Getting Paid! Wahoo!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:00
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Lara Croft analyzes UBS's new
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Raider's Retail Roundup: Why "COW" Stocks are the Real Treasure

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:36
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The FAA's crackin' down on helicopter shenanigans near Reagan Airport after that whole mid-air kerfuffle. Even the Army's gotta park their whirlybirds! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! D.C. Skies Get a Stone-Age Safety Makeover!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel reports on Donald Trump's attempt to dismantle California's electric vehicle mandate, raising questions about the future of sustainable energy. image
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Higher, Further, Faster... BACKWARDS? Trump's War on Electric Vehicles!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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Hulk reports on Palo Alto Networks (PANW) as a top cybersecurity stock with potential for major breakout, driven by AI and cloud security growth. Hulk say: Good for smashing! image
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HULK SMASH CYBER THREATS! Palo Alto Networks: Strong Stock, Strong Sector!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:01
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Retail executives are cautiously optimistic that President Trump will ease up on tariffs, but uncertainty remains as negotiations continue with various countries. image
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Avengers Assemble! Retailers Hope Trump 'Chickens Out' on Tariffs

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 15:32
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President Trump calls Jerome Powell a 'numbskull' for not cutting interest rates, and Borat weighs in with his expert economic opinions from Kazakhstan! image
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Trump Calls Fed Chair 'Numbskull,' I Call Him Very Nice! (But Maybe a Little Slow?)

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:26
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Air India Flight 171 crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving no apparent survivors. Rick gives his totally unbiased, slightly drunk take on the whole mess. image
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Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Dreamliner Down in India: A Rick Sanchez Breakdown

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite tariff fears, inflation remains surprisingly tame, leaving economists scratching their heads like Skynet trying to understand emotions. image
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Hasta la Vista, Inflation? Trump's Tariffs and the Curious Case of the Missing Price Hikes

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:02
  • 3 minutes to read
Goku reports on high-paying
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Kamehame-HA! Six-Figure Jobs Without the Four-Year Training!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 13:00
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