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A Witcher's take on the recent oil price fluctuations driven by geopolitical tensions between Israel and Iran, featuring dry humor and monster analogies. image

Iran-Israel Tensions Brew: Oil Prices Do the Wild Hunt!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:10
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Montgomery Burns reports on how upcoming auto tariffs present a golden opportunity to squeeze every last dime out of unsuspecting car buyers, while lamenting the brief period of price stability. image

Excellent! New Car Tariffs Loom, Time to Fleece the Masses, Eh Wiggum?

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:01
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Bart Simpson reports on the U.S. dollar's recent dip and what it means for your allowance... er, investments! image

Eat My Shorts, Dollar! Greenback Takes a Dive!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:00
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Oracle's stock price gets a mojo injection, fueled by cloud growth and a groovy forecast. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Oracle Shares Do the Austin Powers Bump to a Record High!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:26
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Coinbase teams up with American Express to launch a crypto-back credit card, but is it all that and a bag of chips? image

Yo, Coinbase Just Dropped a Credit Card! Is This the Fresh Prince of Crypto?

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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The former Treasury Secretary, with a purr of concern, predicts Trump's tariffs could inflate prices and shrink household incomes, leaving us all singing the blues, or perhaps a fiery flamenco of financial frustration! image

Ay Caramba! Yellen Warns of Trump's Tariff Tango of Terror!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:05
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Chime's stock soars in its Nasdaq debut, but is this fintech fairy tale a happily ever after or just another ogre-sized bubble? image

CHIME'S IPO RINGS LIKE A SHREK-SIZED GOLD COIN! Donkey's Dish on Fintech Fun!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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AMD unveils its next-gen AI chips, the Instinct MI400 series and the Helios rack system, promising a cost-effective alternative to Nvidia's dominance in the AI chip market. Looks like AMD finally got something right! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Rack! AMD's Helios Aims to Fry Nvidia in AI Chip Showdown

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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A technical analysis of Starbucks (SBUX) stock suggests a potential pullback before continuing its upward trajectory, with insights into volume and cyclical patterns. image

Starbucks Stock: A Potion for Profit or a Bitter Brew? Dumbledore's Divination!

Thu 12 June, 2025 18:08
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Google Cloud suffers massive global outages, disrupting major internet services and leaving users screaming 'Toasty!' image

GET OVER HERE and Witness Google Cloud's FATALITY! Outages Decimate Internet Services!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:22
2 minutes to read