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Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (and volunteer Safety Manager), reports on Ford's rearview camera recall and what it means for your beet-farming safety. image

Ford Recalls Over One Million Vehicles: A Schrute Farms Safety Alert!

Wed 28 May, 2025 09:54
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Truist Securities says Teva is a 'buy' after a year of struggles, but can this generic drug maker truly rival the big pharma players? Your favorite chemist weighs in. image

Teva: From Generic Grind to Pharma Gold Mine? A Heisenberg Perspective

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:00
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Truist Securities says Teva's gonna cook, but I'm still not convinced it's better than my blue sky formula. image

Teva's Stock Soaring? Yeah, Science! ...and Maybe Some Sketchy Ingredients

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:00
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ASML's market value plummets by over $130 billion amid China export restrictions and U.S. tariff fears. Is this the end of giggity, or just a temporary setback? image

Giggity! ASML's Value Takes a Dive: Blame China and Maybe Trump's Hair?

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:02
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Rising Japanese bond yields ignite fears of capital flight from the US, potentially unraveling carry trades and sending shockwaves through global markets. Lara Croft investigates the potential financial apocalypse! image

Japan's Bond Market Time Bomb: Could It Trigger a Global Financial Meltdown?

Wed 28 May, 2025 07:28
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Antonio Filosa Takes the Reins Amidst Tumbling Sales and Trump Trade Troubles! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! New Top Dog at Stellantis!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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Getty Images is throwing serious cash at Stability AI, claiming they're stealing art to fuel their AI models. Jinx weighs in on this chaotic showdown. image

Getty's Got a Grudge! AI Art Fight Turns Ugly (Kaboom!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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Goku reports on Vodafone's repeated claims of a 'turning point' and whether this time it's for real, or just another senzu bean that doesn't quite revive the company. image

Vodafone's Power Level: Still Charging Up or Just Another False Dawn?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Goku reports on Vodafone's financial rollercoaster, filled with promises, disappointments, and enough 'inflexion points' to make your head spin faster than a Spirit Bomb! image

Vodafone's Saga: Turning Points or Just Spinning in Circles Like a Super Saiyan?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Japan's bond market is acting up, potentially causing a capital flight from the U.S. and a carry trade unwind, which could mean higher borrowing costs and a global financial meltdown. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Is Japan About to Nuke Our Wallets?! Bond Market Shenanigans and the End of Cheap Yen!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:01
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