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Investors are abandoning the Death Star (U.S. Market) for greener, more galactic pastures, leaving the Emperor's policies to choke on their own tariffs. image
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A Great Disturbance in the Market: The Empire Strikes... Elsewhere!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 13:23
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The PGA Tour welcomes Brian Rolapp, an NFL star, as its next CEO, succeeding Jay Monahan. Get ready for some course-changing action! image
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PGA Tour Gets a Makeover! NFL Exec Brian Rolapp to Tee Off as New CEO!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 13:37
  • 3 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on JetBlue Airways' cost-cutting measures as travel demand dips, leaving the airline grappling for profitability. Sounds like a monster contract to me. image
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Toss a Coin to Your Pilot? JetBlue's Facing Turbulence!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:14
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Retail sales plummet in May, proving once again that the common man is an utter disappointment and those tariffs are a nuisance. image
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Excellent... Retail Apocalypse! Smithers, Release the Hounds!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 13:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Austin Powers investigates Steve Eisman's warning about Trump's tariffs leading to a global trade war and potential recession. Shagadelic! image
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Groovy Trade Troubles? Eisman Warns of Trade War, Baby! Yeah!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 12:58
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Investor Steve Eisman, the man who foresaw the subprime crisis, is ringing the alarm about Trump's tariffs potentially triggering a global economic meltdown. Oh, behave! image
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Groovy Trade War? Eisman Says 'Yeah, Baby, Yeah!' to Global Recession Risk!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 12:58
  • 2 minutes to read
Democrats grill Big Pharma about dodging taxes, potentially aided by Trump's tax cuts, while everyday folks are stuck footing the bill. Talk about a Bel-Air sized bummer! image
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Pharma Firms Playing Hide-and-Tax? Uncle Phil Would Have a Field Day!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Puss in Boots reports on General Motors unleashing a hybrid 'hypercar' Corvette, leaving supercars in the dust with its blistering speed and electrification. image
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Holy Guacamole! The 2026 Corvette ZR1X: Faster Than My Escape from El Gigante!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
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The legendary Corvette just got a whole lot spicier with a new hybrid hypercar that promises to leave you in the dust (and possibly questioning your life choices). image
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Holy Guacamole! The 2026 Corvette ZR1X: Faster Than My Getaway After Stealing Your Milk!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on the housing market woes as builders feel the pinch from high mortgage rates and wobbly economy. Are they gonna need Shrek to scare up some buyers? image
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Shrek's Swamp Ain't the Only One Feeling Soggy: Homebuilder Blues!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 14:27
  • 3 minutes to read

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