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Bugs Bunny reports on market fluctuations amid geopolitical tensions, AI advancements, and housing market woes, sprinkled with a dash of carrot-chomping wisdom. image
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Ehh, What's Up Doc? Markets Go Looney Tunes!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:18
  • 2 minutes to read
The design juggernaut Canva buys its way into analytics with MagicBrief, eyeing AI domination and leaving Adobe in the pixelated dust. image
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Canva's $32 Billion Gambit: A Study in Green, AI, and Elementary Acquisitions!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Canva's acquisition of MagicBrief signals a strategic leap into the analytics market, aiming to democratize marketing through AI-powered tools and compete with Adobe's growing influence. image
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Canva's Calculated Gambit: A $32 Billion Startup Eyes Marketing Mastery, Elementary!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
  • 3 minutes to read
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander's arrest sparks outrage and raises questions about power, politics, and whether Manolos are appropriate for a protest. image
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From City Hall to Handcuffs: When Politics Gets a Little Too 'Sex and the City' Real

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 20:19
  • 4 minutes to read
Dwight Schrute reports on how Trump's firm stance against Iran has sent oil prices soaring, while experts downplay the potential for major disruption. Is the world ready for beet-powered vehicles? image
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Bears. Beets. Barrels! Oil Prices Surge After Trump's Bold Ultimatum to Iran

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 18:19
  • 3 minutes to read
Eli Lilly's recent acquisition of Verve Therapeutics signals a strategic move beyond obesity drugs, aiming for long-term pharmaceutical dominance. It's all about building an empire, one gene at a time. image
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Eli Lilly Bets Big on Gene Editing: A Heisenberg-Level Power Play?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 17:56
  • 3 minutes to read
Retail sales plummet in May, leaving consumers feeling drier than a nun's laundry – and Quagmire scratching his head! image
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Giggity! Economy Takes a Nosedive Faster Than I Can Say 'All Right!'

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 16:13
  • 2 minutes to read
According to some financial dude, AI and dumb Americans spending money are the only things driving the stock market. Respect my authoritah! image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Predicting the Stock Market (and AI is Awesome!)

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 17:56
  • 2 minutes to read
A Predator's take on the day's stock market movements, filled with intergalactic observations, savage wit, and a healthy dose of bloodlust. image
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Yautja's Eye View: Earth Stocks Tumble and Soar - Is There Honor in This Hunt?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 16:47
  • 2 minutes to read
Ellen Ripley dissects the Senate's proposed tax break for tipped workers, finding it's more smoke and mirrors than genuine relief for the working class. image
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Another Bug Hunt? Senate's 'No Tax on Tips' Plan Smells Like Corporate Greed to Ripley

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 17:42
  • 3 minutes to read

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