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GameStop buys a boatload of Bitcoin, mirroring MicroStrategy's strategy. Will this save their bacon or send them to the farm? image
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Holy Crap Lois! GameStop Just Went Full Bitcoin Bonanza!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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Donald Duck reports on Adobe's stock surge, driven by AI and strong financials, and details a strategy to capitalize on the upside using put options. Oh boy, oh boy! image
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Adobe's Stock Soars! I'm Selling Puts, What's Next?! WAK!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:17
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Forrest Gump reports on Abercrombie & Fitch's mixed signals: Soaring shares despite tariff troubles and a profit outlook cut. It's like running a marathon, some days you're ahead, some days you're behind. image
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Abercrombie's Ups and Downs: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Mark Zuckerberg weighs in on the Trump administration's decision to ease restrictions on cryptocurrency investments in 401(k) plans, blending humor, satire, and a healthy dose of reality. image
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Zuck on Crypto in Your 401(k): Is Trump Tweeting Your Retirement?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Tha Doggfather's takin' on CNBC's new book club, spreadin' love and knowledge, one page at a time. Let's get lit-erary, ya dig? image
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Fo Shizzle, a Book Club? Snoop's Rollin' With CNBC Make It!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:41
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite market volatility, GE Vernova hits all-time highs, while other AI-linked industrial stocks struggle to keep up. Is it a lone wolf victory or a sign of changing tides in the AI sector? image
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AI's Back in the Game: GE Vernova Surges, But Can Others Survive?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:54
  • 2 minutes to read
A breakdown of today's premarket trading frenzy, from Macy's mystical markdown strategies to GameStop's crypto crusade, all viewed through the discerning eyes of yours truly, Wonder Woman. image
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By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
  • 3 minutes to read
From soaring ski resorts to surprising bitcoin bets, Wonder Woman dissects the premarket trading frenzy with truth, justice, and a Lasso of Humor! image
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By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Evil analyzes Wall Street's obsession with AI, Nvidia's potential market impact, and a contrarian call for small-cap stocks. Prepare for world domination...financially! image
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Rrrrrrrrevealing My Master Plan: AI Domination and Small Cap Conquest! Muhahaha!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:01
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A surge in international stock performance in 2025 has financial analysts considering a potential shift away from US equities. Optimus Prime examines the situation, blending market insights with a touch of Cybertronian wisdom. image
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Autobots, Transform and Invest! International Stocks Surge, Leaving U.S. in the Dust!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:53
  • 3 minutes to read

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