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Master Chief reports on the Federal Reserve's meeting, potential interest rate cuts, and the looming threats of tariffs and geopolitical instability. Time to assess the threat level, people. image
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Lock and Load: Fed's Rate Stance in the Crosshairs!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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Master Chief reports on the Federal Reserve's interest rate dilemma, tariff troubles, and the looming threat of economic instability. Are rate cuts the key to survival, or are we heading for a legendary difficulty economic collapse? image
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Lock and Load: The Fed's Rate Cut Decision – Humanity's Last Stand?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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New York City Comptroller Brad Lander gets a taste of chaos, arrested and released, leaving everyone wondering if this is a joke... or a grim reminder. image
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Why So Serious? Politicians Handcuffed and Hypocritical, a Joker's Delight!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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Brad Lander, NYC Comptroller, gets a surprise vacation courtesy of ICE, proving that chaos, like gravity, just needs a little push… or a masked agent. image
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Why So Serious? NYC Comptroller's ICE-Cold Detention!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst rising tensions between Iran and Israel, President Trump considers military options, sending global markets into a tailspin. Is this the world's most dangerous game, or a calculated bluff? I'm watching. image
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Gotham on the Brink: Trump Threatens Iran, World Holds Breath!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 21:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Amid rising tensions between Iran and Israel, President Trump considers military options and demands
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Trump's Iran Gambit: Is Unconditional Surrender the Only Way?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 21:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Trump's ultimatum to Iran sends crude oil futures through the roof, while the market remains cautiously optimistic. image
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Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Tough Talk Sends Oil Prices Soaring!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen reports on the streaming revolution, where Netflix reigns supreme and cable bends the knee. image
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Fire and Blood...and Streaming: How the Dragons of Digital Devoured TV!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Production halts in Austin, robotaxi launch sparks controversy, and safety concerns plague Tesla's self-driving tech. Seems like Elon's got his own Temple of Doom to navigate! image
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Tesla's Production Line Snakebite! Cybertruck Dreams Delayed (Again!)

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 20:04
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Professor Jones deciphers the market's latest twists and turns, from geopolitical tensions to AI's impact on jobs, with a healthy dose of wit and cynicism. image
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Fortune and Doom! Indy's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:18
  • 3 minutes to read

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