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Forrest Gump reports on Abercrombie & Fitch's mixed signals: Soaring shares despite tariff troubles and a profit outlook cut. It's like running a marathon, some days you're ahead, some days you're behind. image
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Abercrombie's Ups and Downs: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Mark Zuckerberg weighs in on the Trump administration's decision to ease restrictions on cryptocurrency investments in 401(k) plans, blending humor, satire, and a healthy dose of reality. image
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Zuck on Crypto in Your 401(k): Is Trump Tweeting Your Retirement?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Tha Doggfather's takin' on CNBC's new book club, spreadin' love and knowledge, one page at a time. Let's get lit-erary, ya dig? image
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Fo Shizzle, a Book Club? Snoop's Rollin' With CNBC Make It!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:41
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite market volatility, GE Vernova hits all-time highs, while other AI-linked industrial stocks struggle to keep up. Is it a lone wolf victory or a sign of changing tides in the AI sector? image
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AI's Back in the Game: GE Vernova Surges, But Can Others Survive?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:54
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A breakdown of today's premarket trading frenzy, from Macy's mystical markdown strategies to GameStop's crypto crusade, all viewed through the discerning eyes of yours truly, Wonder Woman. image
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By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
  • 3 minutes to read
From soaring ski resorts to surprising bitcoin bets, Wonder Woman dissects the premarket trading frenzy with truth, justice, and a Lasso of Humor! image
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By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Evil analyzes Wall Street's obsession with AI, Nvidia's potential market impact, and a contrarian call for small-cap stocks. Prepare for world domination...financially! image
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Rrrrrrrrevealing My Master Plan: AI Domination and Small Cap Conquest! Muhahaha!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:01
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A surge in international stock performance in 2025 has financial analysts considering a potential shift away from US equities. Optimus Prime examines the situation, blending market insights with a touch of Cybertronian wisdom. image
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Autobots, Transform and Invest! International Stocks Surge, Leaving U.S. in the Dust!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Instacart appoints Chris Rogers as CEO, succeeding Fidji Simo, who joins OpenAI. A logical, if somewhat unexpected, transition. image
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Fascinating: Instacart's Leadership Experiences a Shift in Command

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 13:45
  • 3 minutes to read
Harry Potter here, reporting on how GE Aerospace is battling trade tariffs and boosting jet engine production, all while trying to keep up with Boeing's aerial acrobatics. image
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Great Engines and Where to Find Them: GE Aerospace Soars Despite Trade Winds

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
  • 3 minutes to read

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