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SpaceX's Starship had a bit of a fiery hiccup during testing, but Goku's here to tell you it's all part of the adventure! Like training with King Kai, sometimes you gotta blow up a planet or two to get stronger! image

Kamehame-HA! SpaceX Starship Goes Ka-Boom! But Don't Worry, I've Got This!

Thu 19 June, 2025 09:00
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Some fancy-pants advisor is telling the EU court to stick it to Google for like, a gazillion Euros! Android's in trouble, baby! image

Holy Crap! Google's Getting the Ol' EU Booty Slap! (And It Ain't the Fun Kind)

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:17
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Tensions between Israel and Iran are causing major waves in the shipping world, with insurance costs skyrocketing as ships navigate the Red Sea and Persian Gulf. Snoop weighs in on this financial firestorm. image

Shippin' Ain't Easy: Middle East Mayhem Jackin' Up Insurance Prices, Fo Shizzle!

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
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Wonder Woman reports on Japan's rare revision to its bond program, aiming to soothe market jitters with strategic cuts and boosts. image

By Hera! Japan Tries to Tame Bond Market with a 10% Haircut!

Thu 19 June, 2025 04:35
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President Herzog of Israel clarifies objectives in Iran, focusing on nuclear disarmament rather than regime change, amidst international tensions and diplomatic maneuvering. Hmmm, much to ponder, there is. image

Nuclear Ambitions, A Test of Wills: Israel and Iran Clash, A Galaxy Divided

Thu 19 June, 2025 02:23
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Honda's massive recall due to faulty brake pedals, pondering if this is the work of Loki or just shoddy craftsmanship. image

By Odin's Beard Honda Recalls More Than 259,000 Cars: A Brake-ing Bad Situation!

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:23
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The Los Angeles Lakers are now valued at a whopping $10 billion as the Buss family agrees to sell a majority stake to Mark Walter, with Jeanie Buss retaining a minority stake and the governor seat. NBA legend Magic Johnson approves! image

Holy Lakers, Batman! Ten Billion Bucks?! Buss Family Deals Stake to Walter!

Wed 18 June, 2025 22:51
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Barbie investigates the controversial Boeing settlement, where families of crash victims are fighting for accountability and questioning if the company is getting away too easily. Is this a 'bad hair day' for justice? image

Boeing's 'Dreamhouse' Deal: Are Justice and Safety Taking a Backseat?

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:42
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Families of Boeing crash victims are fighting a deal that lets the company dodge criminal prosecution, arguing for true justice and accountability, not just a 'Malibu Dream' settlement. image

Boeing's 'Dreamhouse' of Trouble: Families Say 'Kenough is Enough!' to Avoid Prosecution Deal

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:42
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Air India's flight cuts after a tragic crash, mixing monster hunting wisdom with airline woes. image

Air India's Dreamliner Nightmare: Witchers' Perspective on a Wing and a Prayer

Wed 18 June, 2025 20:12
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