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JPMorgan Chase unveils new tools to lure self-directed investors, hoping to catch up with online investing giants like Schwab and Fidelity. It's a jungle out there for your money! image
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JPMorgan Chase Wants YOU...To Fund Their Hunt For Online Investing Supremacy!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 13:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Federal Reserve Governor Waller suggests lowering interest rates soon, while Trump keeps calling for drastic cuts. Looks like another beautiful day in the corps... mostly beautiful, anyway. image
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Another Day, Another Mess: The Fed, Tariffs, and Interest Rates – Ripley's Take

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
  • 4 minutes to read
Ripley reports on Fed Governor Waller's surprisingly dovish stance, potential interest rate cuts, and the usual economic shenanigans. image
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Another Day, Another Dollar... And a Potential Rate Cut? What in Space is Going On?

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Eutelsat gets a $1.55 billion injection from France and other investors, sending its stock soaring and positioning it as a European contender in the satellite game. Talk about a comeback! image
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Yo Adrian! Eutelsat's Stock Rockets to the Moon! France Steps in the Ring!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 10:43
  • 2 minutes to read
Eutelsat gets a major financial boost from the French government and other investors, sending its stock soaring and solidifying its place in the satellite biz. image
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Yo Adrian! Eutelsat's Stock Rockets! French State Steps In Like a Real Champ!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 10:43
  • 2 minutes to read
Stellantis, facing financial headwinds and a bloated brand portfolio, is reportedly considering selling Maserati as part of a broader restructuring. Is this the end of an era, or just another corporate loot goblin move? image
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Maserati on the Chopping Block? Stellantis Considers Ditching Luxury Brand in Wild Portfolio Shakeup!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 10:37
  • 3 minutes to read
Apollo throws down a massive $6 billion loan for the Hinkley Point C nuclear project in the UK, as private credit markets eye up European opportunities. Is this the future of energy, or are we about to accidentally build another reactor in Minecraft? image
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HOLY NUKES! We're Talking Billions! Apollo Drops $6 Billion on UK Nuclear Plant!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 12:18
  • 3 minutes to read
A report on the latest market movements, because even androids need to diversify their portfolios (or at least understand human folly). image
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Glory to Mankind! CarMax Surges While Jack in the Box Faces Existential Dread

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 12:13
  • 2 minutes to read
Aggressive U.S. immigration policies are hitting Jack in the Box harder than a Chidori, according to analysts. Time to summon some Shadow Clones of solutions! image
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Believe It! Jack in the Box's Rasengan Blocked by Immigration Jutsu?

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 10:47
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Wedbush analyst Dan Ives predicts Tesla's value could double thanks to robotaxis and AI, and Pokimane is here to give you the spicy streamer take. image
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Tesla to the Moon? Poki Reacts to Wild $500 Price Target!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 11:33
  • 3 minutes to read

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