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Best Buy's quarterly revenue disappoints, blames tariffs, and cuts guidance. Dr. Evil sees a perfect opportunity for world domination... or at least a better laser pointer. image

Best Buy's Bogus Blues: Tariffs Trump Retail Giant, Dr. Evil Not Impressed!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:01
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As BYD slashes prices, triggering industry-wide panic, is this a brilliant strategy or a looming disaster? I weigh in, with a healthy dose of Martian wisdom. image

China's EV Price Wars: Is This the End or Just the Beginning? (Spoiler: It's Probably Both)

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:22
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The Senate is gearing up to debate tax breaks that could significantly impact small business owners, freelancers, and gig workers, potentially expanding the QBI deduction. image

Senate to Ponder 'One Big Beautiful Bill': A Tax Break Safari for the Self-Employed

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:00
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Despite U.S. restrictions on China, Nvidia's strong earnings spark a global semiconductor rally, proving even the gods favor innovation. image

Odin's Beard! Nvidia's Profits Soar Higher Than a Viking Longship!

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:01
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A far out look at the economic face-off between the US and China over high-tech manufacturing and trade imbalances, oh behave! image

Yeah Baby, China's Manufacturing Mojo vs. Trump's Tech Trip: A Groovy Showdown!

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:18
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Chinese AI startup DeepSeek drops a surprise upgrade to its reasoning model, leaving US tech giants sweating more than Carlton at a hip-hop concert. image

Yo, Check It! DeepSeek's AI Game Stronger Than My Uncle Phil's Wallet!

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:10
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A swashbuckling report on how President Trump's tariff plans hit a snag, but like a cat with nine lives, he might just land on his feet, gracias to some legal loopholes. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's Tariff Tango Faces a Feline Fandango!

Thu 29 May, 2025 08:13
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As geopolitical tensions rise, tank parts maker Renk is poaching talent from Germany's struggling auto sector, offering a chance to boost defense capabilities and re-skill automotive workers. image

From Carburetors to Cannons: Can German Auto Engineers Save the Defense Industry?

Thu 29 May, 2025 06:10
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Ace Ventura dives deep into South Korea's economic woes, from political turmoil to Trump's tariffs, and a central bank trying to Houdini its way out! image

Holy Rate Cut, Batman! South Korea's Economy Does a Face-Plant!

Thu 29 May, 2025 03:18
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Mr. Bean's take on the topsy-turvy European markets, with tariffs causing chaos, war creating worry, and defense spending skyrocketing. Plus, what it all means for tea time! image

Europe's Markets Go Bonkers! Tariffs, Wars, and Teddy's Holiday Interrupted!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:32
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